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Wait, Rudy Giuliani was the mayor of NYC during 9/11? THAT Rudy Giuliani? He should mention it more often, it really could be a key part of his brand. 

Rudy Giuliani looks forward to 9-11 like Jason Voorhees does Friday the 13th.

December 7th is also my birthday and one year my grandma sent me a postcard that had a black and white picture of boats on fire in Pearl Harbor and on the other side she wrote Happy Birthday. I was like 13.

“I have the worst birthday ever,” she tried to play it off. “My husband calls it the international day of sadness...It was my birthday first.”

Two years after the attack, I was taking an intro to journalism elective, and was the only voice in the class, teacher included, who suggested that there wasn’t enough evidence to justify war with Iraq and that we were being railroaded. A girl reminded me they found a “Chemicals Factory.” Oh, ‘Chemicals’ you say? Well

Unity was my father being called a “towelhead” and myself being called a “fucking Arab”. I wasn’t the least bit surprised.

It’s just like how no one remembers Pearl Harbor anymore because December 7th is also Larry Bird’s birthday. 

People really felt united behind all of the horrible things we did in response to 9/11.

You know what I remember of post-9/11?

9/11 sucked and the aftermath was horrible and I can’t understand how anyone has positive feelings about that time. Like that was my senior year of high school, so even when I have positive associations with that time, all of that shit was in the background.

Oh, goody. Yet more flag humping calls for patriotism and unity from people responsible for dividing the country in the first place.  Shoot me now....

A quick calculation to get some kind of a number:

As someone who was in the Army during 9/11 I can personally say that I do not feel offended in anyway by kneeling football players. Obviously as one person among the ~1.3M people in the military, my opinion is anecdotal and not a blanket belief by all veterans, but I have a hard time imagining many of the other

Who invited this Pussy Ass Bitch to the conference? Really? Yes, work with Dept of Ed but why why why have this PAB attend your conference?!

Awww, fuck, it’s 9/11. Brace yourselves for Rudy Guiliani’s ghoulish face appearing in mirrors across the country screaming “Nine Eleven!” on the hour, every hour for the entire day.

This girl is an elaborately stacked pile of dirty Walmart bags with a blonde wig stapled to the top, with slightly less critical reasoning skills than you would expect from said pile.

“9/11 was bad, but it brought our country together. Kneeling during the anthem is deplorable and it has divided our country. I want to go back to when we were all equal, patriotic and united.”

Talk about edging around saying the quiet part out loud.

1.7 million dollars in 1865 is about 27 million today. Pay up motherfuckers, in Jesus name we pray, Amen.

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”