“WE” fans are the worst fans. They’re generally speaking, out of shape, lacking in knowledge, and they like to wear their ill fitting team jerseys to work before big games. Think of a bloated Patriots fan with an Edelman jersey on a Friday before a playoff game or a Yankees fan wearing a 99 jersey in early October

On a totally unrelated note, I get searing pain in my jaw anytime I drink cold liquid. So weird!

Yeah, the notion of rules both written and unwritten being weaponized against women by misogynist self-appointed moral police is toooootally foreign to America.

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

I’ve told this story here before but it bears repeating.

“Iran is no longer a competitor at the international level. No Iranian team regardless of worthiness, will be permitted to play in any FIFA sanctioned match.”

I have nothing for this but sadness.

That’s true but Eagles fans are especially shit. As they say, you are what you eat.

Gee you think if you show this to The Trump administration and the assholes that gorge themselves on Fox News they might learn about compassion and decency? Yeah me neither. Good for you Jermaine, you and your family enjoy your trip.

“Does he have his vendor permit?”

“Be strong,” Jermaine said. “And if you do something good, good will come back to you.”

do NOT make the mistake i did for this post and look up “black rod” on twitter while at work

“Black Rod” sounds like a porn name.

Your partner must be disappointed. 

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

I decided this dude was a dick last week when you posted that video of him being an asshole to the towel guy. Like, that’s the kind of shit that I really judge people for. Why be a dick to somebody who is just doing their job? And well, I might add (he needed a towel!). He was just offering him a towel. So nah, fuck…

Rocky’s “I can change" speech at the end of Rocky 4 was better (though Medvedev's English was better).

morphed once again into America’s Russian sweetheart