I got a bone bruise sitting too long studying for a test.

Maybe he already has Syphilis like Idi Amin and will die alone in exile in Moscow.

BOOM! Preach!!!

That would be awesome. Make it so numbah one.

Scarier than a drop bear in the outback.

The serial killer and his idiot benefactor.

What a bunch of fucking, whiny idiots. Because they are all Republicans, I say this with the utmost sincerity. STFU and pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Stop looking for federal handouts, get off your asses and work 5 jobs like the rest of us. You lazy, white thugs.

Good job getting right to the crust of the matter. Hopefully, Kyrie won’t have to carry the superstar mantle by himself and can be part of a young core of players that the Knicks can finally build around.

He got one last chance to slap the floor. Too bad his team was on offense.

Damien doesn’t enter churches. It was all there in the movies. WERE YOU ALL NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!1/1!!!!1?!>@21@!!

It became a salary cap as soon as the Yankees decided they weren’t going to subsidize the rest of the owner’s lifestyles. And I say that because most of the small market teams weren’t plowing all of those dollars into their teams consistently. And while there have been occasions when those teams had success and won in…

What in the hell??? C’mon Krapsnaps. STFU. We’ll get a high draft pick that you can ball with next season. Just come back healthy with titanium knee braces and we’ll be all good.

Goat Lover

Just white people doing white people shit. The high five was magical.

In Federal prison.

I guess when all the steel is mixed with Uranium, you don’t have to worry about it staying warm for a few million years.

Tonsil Lobotomy’s opinions shouldn’t matter when discussing grown folks’ business. I’m sure we could do a little digging to find out how many MAGA fuckbois she’s slept with to get to her racist corner of the media roundtable.

I’ll be ya Doug.

Time to dust off those guillotines.