I own exactly zero Knicks jerseys. I do have two caps and two t-shirts. I also used to rock a pair of black and white Ewings back in the day, but couldn’t ball in them, they were so heavy. I will continue to torture myself watching them shit the bed because I clearly hate myself.

Watched this live, don’t @ me. I had no idea what Tucker was thinking then and there is no reason other than he thought he was out of bounds and couldn’t touch the ball. It’s like he was having an out of body experience and was taken over by the tesseract.

The best of the best in MLB history.

Jokes on you. I wrote a 20 page book report in college the night before it was due. TAKE THAT NERD!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Eat a dick, Pence.

I’m all choked up just thinking about this.

As a Knicks fan, I’ve had pretty much nothing to cheer for since the early ‘00's so I definitely appreciate the fluid, motion-heavy offense of the Warriors where just about anyone can go off at any time. Watching Steph go thermonuclear is just otherworldly. Just go ahead and mainline it into my veins right now.

This is the best idea I’ve seen in 26 days and counting.

You’re just a shitty weed mule if you don’t have your own car to transport the goods. Taking a chance with an Uber? Nah son, I don’t know you.

Praying for clogged arteries

I’ma let you finish but:

All the pieces of shit are out in full force today. Get an ice shard to cool your butthurt, assholes. A grown ass man literally punches out a child and you continue to blame the child. Only because he’s white and she’s black. If it was reversed, you’d be organizing a lynch mob.

Probably because he’s a racist piece of shit and feels his actions are justified because Dolt 45 told him so. 

This is some next level shit right here. 

Allow me to retort with Exhibit A from the evidence locker.

Only if 45 makes his family pay for the bullets afterwards.

Face full of nut sack for his trouble. 

The line comes from his lack of sex with women. He’s still got the aw shucks, junior high school, lack of game mentality when it comes to what to say. Hopefully his over-hyphenated fiancee will make a real man out of him. Or not, if he’s using her as his beard.

Hades will have a fine ball player on his Hellsquad basketball team. One that gets torched regularly.