Just wanted to post this thug’s mugshot. Airbrushed out? All the trademarks that were put around his fucking eyes.

“Anyway, it’s fine, you can borrow it—just don’t return it with any broken strings or anything, okay?”

“Real skiddish Toombs.”

This mango colored mayo sack just can’t STFU for once. He’s not getting his wall no matter how many tantrums he throws between now and Jan 2nd.

What type of Gang Related-ass plot excuse is this bullshit?

She speaks two languages: English Redneck, and bad English Stupid.

Albanians make Russians cower in fear. Either way, she’s being delayed in her attempt to fuck up some elections this morning.

Translucent Liposuction just met her match. 

When will someone spray some water on this ghoul so she can shrivel up and die under her home? They are picking a fight with the wrong one if you ask me. AOC will get in their asses once she’s sworn in, if not before.

MANGO UNCHAINED!

The President of Unseasoned Chicken is a Messy-Ass Liar.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

We all know Drew would be back on the active roster if he didn’t fucking go deep so often. You can hurt more than just your arm buddy!

There’s no way any of us could have seen this coming. They looked like such a stable image of monogamous matrimony. Nothing is real any more.

They were mad because they had to leave their donuts and tranny porn sites to comes outside in the cold and there wasn’t an intoxicated man to shoot after he allegedly lunged at them with a samurai sword.

Jon Gruden. The Art of the Deal.

I’m actually surprised that Howard Hewitt’s been able to do so well in the league at his age.

Those sliders will definitely be delicious.