When someone says they aren’t on drugs, they are probably a functioning drug addict.

Love that Voit’s on the team and he adds emotion to an otherwise traditionally business as usual clubhouse. With Bird playing like dogshit most of the season, he’s made this lineup so much scarier than it already was. I’d love to see the Yanks beat Boston and Houston on the way to wiping the floor with the NL…

I hope she gets her ass handed to her in prison.

OMG!!!!! They reanimated Private Pyle from the dead!!! All hail zombie Private Pyle!11!1!11!1!!

Anal cancer then throat cancer. Eat him alive from both ends.

Red hot takes can’t melt steel beams. Science.

HAHAHA. Exactly!

Looking at the Zapruder film you can’t say definitively who he’s looking at. Reviewing the footage that we’ve all seen, you know Barnes is looking at Kobe and he got nothing. NBA players know who they can fuck with and who they need to leave alone.

Kobe’s not Derek Fisher. While I know Barnes is crazy, Kobe has shown psychopathic tendencies and cannot be counted out to pull out a shiv. Let’s go to the tale of the tape.

I have no horse in this race but Barnes was obviously trying to get Kobe to flinch or react in some kind of way. While he was being a fake tough guy, he was looking right at Kobe. After the non-flinch, he looks up and to the left to actually try to pass the ball. Kobe’s facial expression never changes. Basically…

I can only give you 1 star so thought you deserved this.

Jace and Kel-si. CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP.

She’s got the fever for the flavor.

And this picture summarizes why I’ve stopped watching the NFL.

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He’s also cerebral, which is code for he’s not talented but he works really, really, really hard.

Tonsillectomy Lymphoma needs to sit all the way the fuck down before she catches these hands. And by these hands, I mean I’m recruiting sistahs to find her and beat her ass.

Can’t we just put a bullet in his eye and throw him out of a plane that’s flying from NY to LA?

I’ve seen the Martian more than once. I do remember that he was in the movie. Didn’t realize they effed him on the credits though. That’s pretty messed up. That whole movie is one big leap of faith though. Let’s “science the shit out of this” doesn’t always yield the results you want in a timely manner.

I agree wholeheartedly. Carry on my good man.