Needs more stars.

The same light/white mofos that don’t use lotion, have never heard of cocoa or shea butter have some GOTDAMN nerve trying to claim soft skin.

According to Jameis, no W’s were eaten as part of this story.

Wow. People still take PCP? I thought that went out with the 80's. Based on your description of event, PCP would have been my next guess, but the Rick James gif was too readily available.

Two mental midgets share a child together. I feel bad for the kid, who could have lost her father that day if he slipped off the hood on 95. And might lose her mother to some jail time while the crazy dad takes care of her. This is a lose-lose situation if I’ve ever seen one.

Welcome to The Root Riley Freeman. I seriously read your post in Riley’s voice.

With a face that just seamlessly blends into his neck. White power?

What a sunburnt, racist, sow. Flabby McWhitebitch.

Looks like South Korea perfectly implemented their strategy of defeating the German blitz.

He’s a white male and he needs redemption. Why do we have to be so mean to him guys? Hasn’t his life been ruined enough already? We’re totally being so unfair to him. Isn’t it time to move on?

Settlers.

McDowell’s existed in real life, if only for one day.

Harlem Nights is dope in its own right. But Coming to America is errythang.

I’ll add “Scary” to that list.

Clown take bro.

Jeurys Familia is a trash player anyway so you have to excuse him for not knowing the abridged version of the unwritten rules.

Picking Guinness at the GOAT beer is heresy. HERESY I SAY! You should be burned at the stake for that one. Pick any craft beer with over 6% ABV and replace Guinness with it. There are so many that I’m sure we’ve had and so many still left to enjoy so I’ll just offer up this one: