Let Barry go be himself. He served us well and deserves to just relax for the rest of his days.

Let’s be really, really real, here.

Smooth move, Melania, pretending you were pushing your hair back. You don’t even pretend you don’t want this first lady gig. And he doesn’t even pretend to care about you. His reaching for your hand is a sign of either dominance or it’s a “we’re in public, we should hold hands” type thing.

Always remember that attachment parenting was invented by a fundie who thinks that women working outside the home is inherently traumatic to her children. There’s some good, useful stuff mixed in but it should all be taken with a huge grain of salt.

I’m sure this mother wants to do the right thing but she’s so caught up in her own beliefs about what’s “right” she’s making it about her and not her baby.

Here’s the thing about all of the baby books out there: They’re mostly crap. Not that it’s all bad advice, but you are consuming advice about how to deal with a tiny person you haven’t even met yet. Your child may be a great sleeper and a terrible eater. They may get the worst diaper rash that only disposable diapers…

What an excellent response. Brava, MoMa!

I think the American voters proved this last November.

I came home from the march and my partner had done all the dishes, finished putting away the christmas decorations, dragged the gnarly-ass tree down to the curb and then vacuumed the front stairs and entryway, vacuumed/mopped the entire house (all hardwood floors), and looked after our special-needs 6 year old all…

May I ask, does anything Trump does ever give you pause? I’m not asking you to agree with liberal policies.

Poor Melania! jk #faustianbargain

I think my favorite moment during the march was listening to the man behind me very matter of factly explaining to his 7- or 8-year-old son that they were marching because a lot of people discriminate against women just because they’re women and one of those people is our new president and it’s important to speak out…

She won’t have to listen to him for five days every week for the next four years, or sleep with him or watching him angry tweeting or watching him.

He’d have to learn how to read, first.

As Paul Ryan spoke of the inauguration, Donald’s mind raced. This is what he wanted, right? All those months ago, he was so certain. Standing in the curiosities shop in the sweltering June heat, he knew he wanted to be President. He was certain of it when he made that wish, Monkey’s Paw in hand.

I hope he hates every f-ing minute of it and that his hair falls out.

He has admitted that he doesn’t like to read, and now he has to read stacks of reports on EVERYTHING. Reports are boring as fuck, I know, I’ve written plenty of them. He will have to spend days in meetings being debriefed on things so boring that you want to stab yourself in the eye, and he’ll have to learn and…

I appreciate Adele’s message and I think its one that needs to be heard. But, no, not every parent feels this way.

Just curious how many abortions this man has demanded over the years.

I really wish we all just started collectively flipping the fuck out when a man did something like this instead of feeling pressured to “remain calm.” I hate that so many cultures have brainwashed women to not make “big deals” out of shit like this.