It’s true that if he was that ready to pull the trigger, he was either poorly trained, a poor candidate for law enforcement, or both.

That said, this particular instance could’ve been readily avoided had the limp-dicked shitweasel that predicates far too fucking much of their identity on a goddamned video game not…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger has the least blame. Mistakes happen, that is human.

Not sure how old you are but this should cover it. It’d be like if the Romans waited where Jesus was being resurrected and killed him again right when he came back.

God, respawn point campers are the worst.

But can he do it on a cold, rainy night in Columbus Austin?

I had just finished some extra work and turned the television on about 20 seconds before the goal. I about fell on my ass. I watched the Spanish-language feed, seeing that Borussia Dortmund was being broadcast. I really appreciated the long camera shot that captures the keeper’s dumbfounded reaction. I am hoping this…

HOLY SHIT

Meh, both have one Finals appearance and no titles. Ewing got 3 more PPG, but Howard is much more efficient (.600 vs. .553 TS%) and got 3 more RPG (with way higher TR%). Ewing was a slightly better shot blocker along with being a much better FT shooter and is less annoying as a person. He also was asked to do more,…

This is actually an interesting question. If this were the football or baseball HoF, I’d say clearly not, but basketball tends to be a much more open hall.

“Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon?”

Where the hell are any of the number of Packers owners who have been profiled on the Daily Caller?

I won’t let you down.

Just send dolt45 a Cocks hat and be done with it.

Gritty. Total gym rat. Real glue guy. First at the gym, last to leave. Big heart and lots of motor.

Eric Trump is not allowed to adopt an animal of any kind in the Tri-State area.

I’ve seen him play in Pro-Ams. He’s a fast, skilled PG. Good shot, good passing. Too bad he’s 4'11". Also a shame about the whole “being Justin Bieber” albatross.

Eric Trump’s employees stopped asking him for flex accounts when his stories inspired them to join gyms and get ripped, too.

Eric Trump neutered my pit bull just by staring at him.

There’s some NBA players that say Biebs is actually not terrible. I guess what I’m saying is that I would give up my left nut just to see Bieber shit on Jr. at bball.

Trump Sr. ALSO achieved a PR after his “form went to hell,” with his “back too rounded” and “legs up [too] fast.”