Okay.

With the chest hair of Guy Fieri!!!

He really did! His was the most tragic backstory apart from Snape’s and he had just found happiness.

Just don’t do what Dumbledore did and tell everyone that Slytherin had totes 100% won the house cup and then tear down the Slytherin colours whilst laughing* because you’ve decided to give Gryffindor a bunch of last-minute points like a jerk. I’m not even a Slytherin, I just get mad about things.

Whatever. I’m still mad about Sirius.

Absolutely. And it was a petty attack at that—Natalie didn’t say a damn thing others weren’t already thinking, and it’s not like she was Sarandon-ing. She simply made a flippant comment at a concert.

I love that “Daddy Lessons” can’t be county according to some of the all-knowing Nashville critics but “We Are Never Getting Back Together,” which has not a twing, nor a twang was on the Country charts for months.

Dixie Chicks can cover whatever the hell they want. They have earned their stripes. Blazing hot career destroyed by the right wing and the media for uttering a simple truth.

You are so fucking right.

I’m still continually impressed that the Rio Olympics are a thing that is still happening. Despite the complete and utter unpreparedness of Rio which includes not just a lack of facilties but a failure to clean up polluted areas the atheletes will be forced to compete in. Added to the high crime rates of Rio and the…

This was my thought when Scalia died... people were falling all over themselves to give him kudos, and I’m over here like “hey remember that this guy was a bigot and a constitutional extremist who worked hard to deny members of our country their basic rights?!” So what if he died, he was a dick.

....students are upset that one of those names is Benjamin Franklin.

He did prep for this and the n delivered while weighing the decision to get Bin Laden- I mean just damn, Obama is a cool customer.

A shit load of energy, until they have to clean their rooms. Little shits.

Meh. I could see it being an issue if it was painted in 1989 but it’s from the 17th century. Context matters. Otherwise, we might as well throw out 90% of art history and literature, and no one will benefit from that.

She probably meant to say “test the taste of the tea by smelling” and misspoke. If someone judged my intelligence based on the amount I misspeak they’d marvel at how I even got out of bed in the morning.

I’d watch the shit outta that!

Has it only been 3 days? It feels like it's been much longer.

Lou Reed: Here you go, got your order from the bar. Whoa, Prince?

David Bowie: Prince? What are you doing here?