You need new friends. Well, half of them anyways.

Do they make those affordably yet? If so, can you or someone link to it, cause all the reasonably priced dashcams I see just record to a microSD.

The best quote I learned from my years at Sunday School and listening to christian rock music:

Another one: my wife also had to deal with a group of the Republican Governor’s Association. How she stays professional, I’ll never know, but she came home one day and shrieked, “Assholes! They’re all fucking assholes!” After calming down, she did admit that John Kasich was the nicest one she interacted with, because…

My wife works in...well, hospitality is all I’ll say. One night, a little after midnight, we get woken up by one of her associates calling her. I grumpily head to the bathroom and she pokes her head in to breathlessly state, “It’s Mariah Carey!” Now I’m not the type to wake up easily, so I grunt back, “Tell her to…

Same as smartipants. It wouldn’t finish the download (not enough space) but it did delete some of the crap.

Yeah I stopped reading after “representation matters.”

Came here for this. Was not disappointed...

“I am very pro Israel.” Literally less than a minute later: “I want to remain as neutral as possible...”

4. Remove meandering maps like Moray Towers

“Uh Mr. Trump, he’s a brain-damaged, ear-biting, convicted rapist who can’t vote and wasted millions on dumb shit!”

I identify with this big time!

Okay, full disclosure, I may have accidentally transposed the words “my” and “fucking” in that sentence and snorted out loud...

“I’d really, really like to kiss you now... (wait for a ‘yes’ answer)” or “If I wanted to know what your gorgeous body looks like, would you show me?” or “I want to drizzle this jar of honey all over your ass and spend all night licking it up! Sound cool?”

I’m sure that was stunning, but... I haven’t gotten a single video from you guys to work since you updated players. :(

I’ve got one of the Drinkwell fountains at home with our four cats. One of them loves it and is fascinated by it. Unfortuneately, she sometimes makes a huge mess by swatting the waterfall portion onto the counter. It seems to mostly happen when I haven’t cleaned it though, like she can taste the water going stale.…

I’ve got one of the Drinkwell fountains at home with our four cats. One of them loves it and is fascinated by it.…

I love this but... The only real flaw I can find is the BLUETOOTH: what if you forget to pair your Athena? What if you are using Bluetooth headphones instead? What if you left your phone in the bathroom and it can’t reach the device? What if it JUST. WON’T. FRICKIN’. PAIR? Won’t it run down the battery on your phone…

If you look at the promo page, it looks like it sends a location text to your contact with “Call the Police” as option 2 right there. Option 1 is to call your friend, and make sure it isn’t a false alarm. Given that your chosen contact may know more about the situation (i.e. that you might not trust your local PD for…

“Anybody have a knife?” Trump asked the audience, which was screened by Secret Service agents who began protecting him this week. “You want to try it on me?”