To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

A hiker ascending a 10,000-footer hauling lasagna with meat sauce wasn’t particularly prepared for every eventuality, you say?

would love to read an article about something a comedian did where people discuss the article instead of every comment being “i personally dont find him as funny as i used to”

Fuuuuckkk youuuuu

First they came for the white female cop who murdered an innocent black man...

we have the technology to fly airplanes but no way to tell how many tickets we’ve sold.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Why be smart for life when you can be an OK athlete for a decade?

Your attempts to vindicate the patriarchy are both honorable and commendable. Don’t let people criticize aggressive men in positions of power, lest these girls start thinking they are powerful themselves.

Here you go:

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

Really? Because it looks like the white kid got away with harassing a classmate and wasn’t punished for that. Seems like a win to me; a win for white supremacy that is.

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

That tirade lasted about 15 seconds which is just about right for Rick Pitino.

Hi! I’m an entomologist. I just wanted to add that it’s not uncommon for insects to provide “nuptial gifts” to mates. It’s mutually beneficial :D The male reduces his odds of being eaten, the nourishment helps grow his progeny, and of course the female gets a free snack.

I too will not be traveling with the NFL to Israel.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.