For the soccer fans out there, am I the only one getting a Mourinho riff with the Nate arrogance storyline? He wins the game by telling the team to ‘park the bus’ and Wonder Kid seems similar to Mourinho calling himself ‘the Special One.’ Also, IIRC Mourinho started out as Bobby Robson’s translator at Barcelona before…

I fucking hate Jeff Lowe and his stupid headgear. Good to see Lauren “got back in the gym” after having that pesky baby - where’s that super hot nanny Jeff thought he deserved, because god forbid he be forced to have to gaze upon an unattractive female in his own home! God I fucking hate him.

Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself…

This comment needs to get ALL the stars.

Look, I am 100% for people (re)discovering their faith. But when I listened to this album it really confirmed for me what I’ve suspected for a while now regarding Ye’s own “born again” path. It’s the path that people at their lowest find, and it fills them with so much euphoria that they just go headfirst in, not even…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

YOU SEE THAT LUDICROUS DISPLAY LAST NIGHT!???

The Tierney/Bellerin inaction was incredibly puzzling to me. Both were playing and starting in cup matches before the two-week October international break and both looked good. Arsenal played then played Reading in a closed-door match during the break, and the two should have played. They thus should have been fully…

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

I’ve been on the “replay is actually a bad thing” bandwagon for awhile - mostly due to the NFL catch rule fuckery - and I agree it’s weird this post didn’t even mention the VAR nonsense here. I thought the ref made a correct call on the dive and to award a penalty there is mind boggling. The later disallowing of the…

“The Arsenal squad, outside of an incredibly weak central defense, is on paper very strong—too strong to be gagging up a commanding lead at home against Palace...”

On Torreira: there was a profile on Torreira at the start of the season where it came out that when Arsenal was looking for a DM in the summer of 2018, the management team preferred Torreira but Emery preferred Steven Nzonzi, who had played for him at Sevilla and who at 6'5" fit the “look” that of the big midfield…

Not saying he was up to snuff under Wenger but Xhaka was given ample amounts of minutes while he was managing the squad. Torreira, while lacking Xhaka’s passing range is quicker on the ball, a better defender, and a superior athlete. I feel that his presence would compliment Guendouzi’s play and allow him to roam…

A good part, although not all, of the vitriol toward Xhaka, was the fact that he was having a nice little stroll off the pitch when being substituted instead of running off. Would it have made a difference, no, but geez, make the effort at least.

Arsenal fans, probably because they are unfamiliar with managerial change, have yet to fully turn on the manager, and instead have made Xhaka—a damn good player whom Emery does no favors with the team’s playing style and line-up decisions—the focus of their ire. The players, however, are less blind and reportedly are…

I’m not sure what Arsenal fans you talk to, but I’m very certain that the vast, vast majority of the fanbase wants Emery gone.

I like Sherman but criticizing Mayfield for “some college shit” when your own team mate did some “college shit” to get back at someone else for doing some “college shit” years ago is some serious college shit.

Good to see the guys from Nickelback didn’t stand around waiting for a hero to save us.

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

But many people are saying it is Cameron, and you are hearing it more and more, so....