Wow! What an article. I smell a Pulitzer. Who would have thought to do such a thing like bend the bag so you can pour it more easily. Here’s a little secret I learned from a Buddhist monk in Tibet, you can use a spoon too. Newsflashes all around!

Where does one find this "diluted water"? What is this "diluted water" diluted with?

Yes. Kia too. They refuse to issue a recall so I traded my Kia for an Infiniti before I became highway toast. Kia don't give a damn about me. F Kia.

It has nothing to do with the coffee. More with shady tactics like trying to charge customers for warrantied repairs, long wait times, and ALWAYS trying to sell you a new car while waiting for yours to be serviced. The coffee is fine.

As a current Kia owner transitioning to an Infiniti, I can attest to Kia's poor dealer and service experience. I wanted a Stinger, but dreaded having to deal with Kia.

Eh. Whatever. Soon they’ll be replaced by robots and it won’t be up to me to have to decide how much the restaurant’s staff makes.