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Great, now every douchebro is going to want a set of articulation pods built into his driveway so he can sit on his front porch, with his white Oakleys, outdated Ed Hardy shirt and sphincter flavoured vape juice (or Mountain Dew (same thing)), while watching his truck slowly gyrate like a meth addled stripper on the…

I guess Xbox owners are trying to hold onto whatever little they have left after the absolute destruction PS4 has caused.

So basically it’s broken and rather than fix it properly the owner has ripped things out until the light went out. I’m thinking CP all the way.

Light dusting!? The Philly area got over a foot of snow that weekend.

Spain, France, Amsterdam

Thank you, this is a way better way of expressing my dubiousness over the situation

This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

Dear Ms. Crowther,

haha this picture was terrible, you can thank Tavarish for the PhotoShop tune-up though!

Any time someone involved in payday loans gets arrested, it’s a positive. Fuck these places.

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I used to think that Subarus were the only cars that could wear gold wheels and not look completely outlandish. I’ll add the BMW M2 to that very short list.

Don’t you have to have a, you know, job before you can take maternity leave?

High performance luxury cars sell in far greater numbers in America than they do in Europe — a function of gas prices, taxes, insurance, city size, etc.

Be still, my Yankee, Jalopnik heart.

Jalopnik, you are slipping. You didn’t answer the all-important question:

Takes a lot of staff to make it look like someone wants to kiss your ass at a moment’s notice.

In lieu of the standard “I hope he gets the help he needs”, I will offer the same “fuck you” I gave to Greg Hardy.