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Are you sure that Negan’s aware of the Alexandrians? Daryl blew them all up, nobody drove away to alert the group and Daryl and co. left before any Negan thugs showed up to confirm identities. So far as we know, Negan is unaware of the Alexandrians.

So I’m wondering if we’re in this cycle of “Rick finds a community that can’t fight back. Rick trains that community to fight. Rick takes over that community”? Every season he upgrades to a new, bigger town?

Legit question: we know Negan and his bat are going make an appearance this season, and it seems Glenn is the likely candidate.

There’s something wonderfully idiotic about the overconfidence Rick’s group has all of a sudden.

It is also the moment when I decided “Fuck it. This man is that Jesus.”

Jesus looks like he’s trying to train raptors in this shot.

Hiroshima took less of a beating than Drumpf experienced last night. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer asshat. DRUMPF! DRUMPF! DRUMPF!

Until you pull the cladding to fix that and find it’s gone under the cladding.

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

I love John Oliver because he condenses complicated issues into little pieces of snark I can parrot to my friends. I don't even have to formulate my own opinion to feel morally superior!! It's great to be alive.

Ok Mr. Oliver, now do Hilary Clinton, it should be even easier

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

I’m black and I think that’s a really absurd way of thinking about the push for diversity. It’s incredibly limiting to think that each person should only fight for the success of and draw attention to the struggles of the group they belong to.

I found it annoying how disjointed his monologue seemed and how he only spoke about black people - as if black people are the only ones suffering from discrimination in Hollywood. The last time an Asian Woman won an academy award for acting was in 1957.

They do both.

He did apologize, he went to the guys house and apologized in person.

Mmmm proooooobably don’t let anyone you suspect is under the influence drive your Corvette at all?

Uhh...that’s just the standard Arcade setup screen. Almost every cabinet had access to that via dip switch. Though I do find it interesting there was a way to get there via SW...

“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”