Hiroshima took less of a beating than Drumpf experienced last night. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer asshat. DRUMPF! DRUMPF! DRUMPF!

Until you pull the cladding to fix that and find it’s gone under the cladding.

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

I love John Oliver because he condenses complicated issues into little pieces of snark I can parrot to my friends. I don't even have to formulate my own opinion to feel morally superior!! It's great to be alive.

Ok Mr. Oliver, now do Hilary Clinton, it should be even easier

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

I’m black and I think that’s a really absurd way of thinking about the push for diversity. It’s incredibly limiting to think that each person should only fight for the success of and draw attention to the struggles of the group they belong to.

I found it annoying how disjointed his monologue seemed and how he only spoke about black people - as if black people are the only ones suffering from discrimination in Hollywood. The last time an Asian Woman won an academy award for acting was in 1957.

Mission Impossible 5: Sponsored by the Bavarian Motor Werke.

They do both.

He did apologize, he went to the guys house and apologized in person.

Mmmm proooooobably don’t let anyone you suspect is under the influence drive your Corvette at all?

“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”

I find the beak to be much more toned down on the TLX. Still annoying, but clearly a step in the right direction.

This is astounding both for its cognizance and the fact it was not just understood but said:

I know it’s a big asking price, and I really have no idea where the market price for these things is now, but...after the dark years of the 70s and sub 200 horsepower Corvettes, manufacturers figure out how to make power and meet emissions in the 80s, low miles, great shape, Shelby name, turbo four, like most…

Who in the hell financed this dealership’s floor plan? I mean, that’s a lot of risk for what is probably a notch above a gravel lot.

Damn, it’s not often that I get to say “dupe”. Especially since I posted this over two months ago.

I remember when a beard and plaid shirt would get you called a lumberjack.

I still think that the absolute pinnacle of the inexpensive compact car was the 1990 to 1991 Honda Civic hatchback.