I feel bad for the lactose intolerant. Just yesterday a friend had me rolling while telling her experience after having a sundae.

5.) “Lactose Intolerant”.

I fully agree.

Man if being a politician gets you laid despite looking like John McGinley’s cockeyed brother, maybe I should ditch this Dairy Queen career path.

This is pretty much the GOP Modus Operandi though, is it not? They sat there repeatedly trying to gut this country’s health care, knowing full well that it wouldn’t effect them in the slightest. Why should abortions be any different?

Here’s the thing. I think we should be talking to his ex-wives.

Abortions for me not for thee. Honestly the hypocrisy of these cocksuckers knows no bounds. Anyone who votes for these people please raise your hands so I can punch you in the face several times.

Did he.....did he get RADICALIZED?

She’s a real one.

Of course, because it’s so much easier to explain male toxicity if you put the blame on a woman. At least at that rate, now you have motive.

I contribute gun violence in America to be as normal as breathing at this rate. There’s no way around it for all of the rules and regulations that help implement the idea that gun violence is ok, what’s always going to be bothersome is that there literally is no body toll that will be enough to sway public opinion.

Funny thing is, I’m fine with conspiracy theories at time. They seem more logical than half the information we are told as “the truth”. What irritates me though is that people are absolutely fine with the mass media giving them all their information, and not taking the time to actually keep digging on their own to…

If she hadn’t come willingly, she’d have been coerced. This isn’t something you can hide from. Plus, consider that the GOP are looking for a scapegoat that isn’t guns so that they can place blame. We’ve seen them blame the hotels, CNN, and lack of respect for the Orange King. The non-white girlfriend of the shooter…

She’s bloody brave to come back that’s for sure. Partner of a gunman with no motive and the “wrong sort of person” to many people?

If it’s any consolation, America averages 30 gun homicides a day so we’ve already accumulated a Paddock’s worth of deaths since the mass shooting. Not that either shootings all in one place or spread out, pre-K students or country music fans, done by a car sniper or by a theater-goer in body armor, makes any…

For the same reason he went to Puerto Rico: to grandstand, to publicly belittle/demonize POC, liberals, and fake news in their time of need, then claim he’s winning.

I wanted to think of something witty to say in this scenario but honestly....what does one do when they find out the person they love is a mass murderer?

Hey! Don’t be so unfair! The screw-the-99% Repubs have to pay for tax breaks going to the richest 1% somehow.

They don’t sell them at Costco?

The word ‘Bum’ is finally getting the traction that it deserves.