I saw a Graham Norton episode with Swift and Turner. It seemed that they each found the other good company. It is possible to be friends without having ulterior motives.

Women do not think about men all the time and spend all of our time plotting revenge. 

Seal and Heidi Klum renewed their vows on a regular basis before they split. 

I’m still very much in the camp of not beating up on people who end up doing the right thing after they’ve embarrassingly done the wrong thing, so good job Bill. But also, Bill Maher was an asshole before this, so fuck you Bill.

Maher is the poster child for "being a contrarian just means you let other people make up your mind for you differently"

It makes me physically ill when people say things like this, because it immediately puts a shade on the victims who didn’t listen to the universe or just went to their jobs like any normal day.

It’s amazing how people can’t see this clip for what it is, a continuation of what Conan thought was a joke at the time. People have really lost their minds if they think there is more to this. 

But how can you expect someone to raise 3 kids on ONLY $20 000 per month?!  That’s enough for like, one banana.

Every article should have at least one major mistake to generate comments...

“famous line from Harry to the waitress: “I’ll have what she’s having.””

Yeah, I think the newer writers want to emulate the glory days of Jez snark, but they really don’t understand why the old snark (usually) worked.

I am one year older than this guy, and I still get carded because...

I’m wondering if the Ed Sheeran team even thought about this, or if it’s more an Extremely Online thing to know which Starbucks was a union busting offender 2 years ago.

Yeah I've never understood being mad at yesterday for not being tomorrow.

Damn liberals and drag queens.... oh, wait a minute...

So...you’re saying that it’s a Lil Taysteless? 

A: By way of every Jake Paul v. _________

Honestly, this may be musk’s greatest crime.  Making people root for zuckerberg.

Again.

So if you ask someone if they can tell that you have gained weight and they say yes that is body shaming?

Your take makes sense. But will “got dumped by Ariana Grande after 6-8 months when she convinced you to leave your wife and baby” land in the “good enough reason to call it quits” category? Feels questionable. At best.