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Came to say the same. JFC, this site.

Weird that one of the links about websites using a pull quote as clickbait didn’t get posted, here I’ll list it:

I want slideout shelves for fridges. I said it. I stand by it. 

Birdie Jay : It’s so dumb, it’s brilliant!

Yeah, but I would have had to clean my fridge:) 

Just because Big Man Moneybags buys the community center everyone loves and wants to turn it into condos doesn’t mean you let him. Sometimes you need to have a catchy chant and a bikini car wash to raise enough money to kick his butt back to the big city and leave us alone.

he’s standing up. how could he be sleeping. do they think he’s a horse?

Despite rarely getting past the first page,

Seems like photos should accompany this article.

Good ideas here, but once again I’m going to be that person who points out that the word “chemical” doesn’t mean “dangerous” or “harsh” or “artificial” or or even “commercially-produced”. The only way to cut out the use of chemicals when you clean is not to clean. All cleaning products and tools, like everything else

I call this the Buzzfeed approach. Take a few angry tweets and turn it into non-existent backlash most people don’t care about. 

I will NEVER understand taking a tweet from some utterly random person and turning it into “THIS IS HOW EVERYONE FEELS” news.

A better headline for this story would have been “Kylie’s thoughts on Simu Liu, explained”. But she didn’t really manage to do that, either. Is Jez hiring? I think I’m ready to begin my career in navel gazing up my own asshole.

I think Kylie writes from the heart and lets the editor fact check. (There's no editor at Jezebel.)

What backlash? A few people on Twitter making snide comments isn’t “backlash” that needs to be explained with an obnoxiously sensational headline.

Ken schmen.

“...when an entire industry just decides to crown a single person of color as their go-to token of representation for that community”

Wow wait until they find out that Bud Light’s actual goal is to make as much money as possible by selling their beer to as many people as possible and that they’re willing to invest in marketing campaigns that target people other than dudes that wear Oakleys on the back of their head in order to accomplish that goal.

This isn’t even Ross-Rachel-Julie.

This whole thing sounds ghotiy to me.