sir this is a Wendy’s

I’m not a big fan of Paltrow, but I also have a policy of not bashing charitable giving (unless presented as a percentage of profit which is not transparent and a total joke and often used in the case of item associated with breast cancer awareness “10% of all profits go to blah blah blah” define profits people!).

Don’t get it twisted, the K’s make me itch, but I don’t think any of them would be under the heading of “gold-digger” except maybe mommy dearest. Kim was running a 2nd hand clothing business even before her dad died. The bitch has hustle and took one hell of a bad public hand and turned that shit into gold. HER gold.…

Why do y’all keep using intentionally unflattering photos of Britney? I know she often posts “regular” photos at home with messy hair and such on her social media, but you’re using photos from events that are less than flattering. There are plenty of photos from often the same events you’re using that are better…

Never thought I would see an add for WW on Jezebel...wow.

Never thought I would see an add for WW on Jezebel...wow.

Wait hold the phone...are they making more seasons there??? I'll be an adult and Google this myself. 

Nolan’s Batman had his back broken.

Rains of frogs will be a common occurrence there.

Unfortunately, this clearly screams of Jezebel being on the herb chopping block.

I’ve been reading this blog since Anna Holmes, Tracie, Moe, Jessica, and Dodai were here. I’m sorry to see the latest iteration. It’s really sad what’s become of a great website with a great commenter community.

They couldn’t get Rich out of here with a crowbar.

Consider yourself a witness to how a media company implodes.

what’s been going on at jezebel

White Lotus, Yam Yam, Shanghai Sally! 

I know we’re taking the middle path here but it’s clear what happened: She accused someone very powerful of sexual assault and she has been detained until she retracted the accusation.

I am not being snarky, I honestly thought Seinfeld spurred changed on the drug test tolerance after the poppyseed muffin episode.

Clicking on and then adding a comment to the article is an excellent first step to realizing your hopes. To that end, I bet this comment will help too.

I wish I had something more grandiose to say after reading this delicious essay, but all I’ve really got now is a craving for psilocybin. I am honestly excited as hell to hear that you are excited for the future though, I’d like to rekindle that myself.

To me it isn’t as much that he’s blaming his marriage and kids as he is saying he was depressed and unhappy and using alcohol as a way to avoid making difficult decisions regarding his marriage. He was depressed and self-medicated with alcohol which is not terribly uncommon. I know it’s popular to dog on Affleck but I…

Dude. Didn’t she see that automatic shade/curtain system?? I’d be bed dancing as well. I STILL fantasize about getting a set-up like that one day.