Stop enforcing your Pacific beauty standards onto this Atlantic gal.

She is somewhere in her 40s or 50s, has more than 119,000 followers on Twitter (where she can sometimes be quite flirtatious) and enjoys summering along the Jersey Shore and the Hamptons. ... If you’re a seal or a squid, you had better be careful when she comes around.

Look, I sympathize. But if you are going to do it, do it right:

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Its grille also makes it look like Butthead.

The Volvo will actually start up in the morning. Advantage: Volvo.

Not just “Splinter.” I’d say it’ll be a job-lot of half the names on the nav bar; probably everything bar Deadspin, Gizmondo and the Jezzies.

Exactly how is what he said racist...? He talks about failed states and poor transitions, combined with a socio-economic issue based on large-family size and easily inferred from said family-size, need. Takes a lot of Euro to feed 7-8 kids, vs 1-2. It isn’t racist at all. Large-family size is a pretty common…

I mean.......for what it’s worth....there are some African nations that are suffering from some of the same problems endemic to Mississippi...which include corrupt leadership (which is often white once you start following the money uphill) and strong religious social opposition to things like birth control, abortion,…

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

68 year old grandmother daily drives a Raptor, jumps it, nails landing in a swimming pool.

Reliability?

Man, the Intercontinental Championship Belt still gets no respect.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

Why does this exist.

Now this is a tire going bald.

It’s spelled “denial” not “Denali”

This story is like someone just cut up the last six months of headlines, put them in a hat, and pulled words out at random.

Es bueno, I assumed it was an oversight. ;)