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You have no idea how true this is. Some very well off people have broke dick credit because they don’t care if they’re late or not because they can always pay it off when they get around to it or just pay cash. That or they assume a ton of debt to keep up with the Jones’s

When we were looking at homes in different neighborhoods, we did see a very large difference in both home and auto insurance quotes. The low income neighborhood that is starting to gentrify and has some absolutely gorgeous older homes was almost double the price. When I asked why, since everyone in the city I live is

As someone who works in the banking industry right on the edge of a very low income and very high income neighborhood, I can offer a very anecdotal reason as to why that is. Very few people who live in low income neighborhoods are ever taught how to manage money. They don’t have traditional bank accounts, they don’t

Good catch, it was the GLC300. In this color. The damn thing is hideous.

Saw one of these on the road two days ago with my wife. When she saw it she busted out laughing and asked, “if you have the money to buy a Mercedes why in the hell would you buy the one that looks like a jelly bean on wheels??” She is 100% correct in her assessment.

I was really looking forward to your hiring here at Foxtrot Alpha in the hopes it would get the attention it deserves. I really was. I came in with an open mind and gave you the benefit of the doubt for months, but I can’t hold it back any longer. You are really bad at this. You do nothing more than spew your rhetoric

I’m with Patrick. I begged and pleaded with my and showed her and made her test drive every SUV in existence to convince her not to buy a minivan. We bought the minivan. And it was the right choice! I begrudgingly love that damn thing. It’s just the most convenient bastard I’ve ever owned.

But not your seed.

Nah, my smiles not creepy enough.

Pretty much sums it rather well.

Ha! It was definitely a head scratching for sure

It’s been about eight months or so. I did not fuck her, although the opportunity was offered. She was also married so this came as quite a shock. She’s also my wife’s best friend. Her husband is one of my best friends. They moved out of state about two years ago, and we travel up to see them a few times a year. She

Round these parts, we just call it a call port. Cute pic of the kids

What makes this the most impressive, is he’s going into that ramp blind. All he can see while he’s gunning that engine and hoping for the best is the stadium ceiling. I can only imagine that feelings and thoughts going through his mind when he hit that. Truly amazing.

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Apparently you have to disassemble the entire front end and motor on a ‘98 Ford Contour just to change the alternator. This is painful to watch. Even Eric The Car Guy calls out Ford in this video:

They missed a color. ROYGBIV Dammit!

Same. My wife thinks I need to go talk to a professional about some undiagnosed anger issues because of this fucking car. I don’t know why it is, but everytime I see one, I immediately devolve into a bundle of rage and abject hatred that would rival the Hulk’s. It’s bad.

Ex-wife’s 2001 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT. The thing was fun for about five minutes then you realized you had to live with it for years. It was impossible to do maintenance on the sonofabitch. You needed 18 elbows just to replace a headlight bulb, and don’t even get me started on changing the spark plugs. (It required

If they put some orange trim around the steering wheel, gauge cluster and dashboard this thing would be perfect. Also..when did Lexus start stealing the steering wheel from a Ford Fusion?

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