My wife’s old car. An ‘03 Honda Accord. The damn trunk liked to just open itself whenever it felt like it. At first I thought it was her fob being accidentally pushed in her purse, so I had her hang the keys up after I verified her trunk was closed. Three hours later I look out the window and there it was, hanging out…

But blue.

Have you never seen those really really big trucks out on the roads that pull those 53 foot trailers behind them??

This picture actually has a vag.

“Soul” is nothing more than a person’s way of trying to justify their bad decision making. 17 year old me’s 1986 baby blue S-10 with a vacuum leak the size of Kansas had “soul”. If 32 year old me ever stumbled across that thing I would set it immediately on fire and then walk away without even giving it the courtesy…

Jesus and here my only thought on a sofa is does my ass feel comfy sitting on it.

This needs more stars.

Eh, I made seven grand so it wasn’t a big deal, I just used five for downpayment and pocketed the rest.

It was a ‘98 and I was trading it in in ‘05. Truck prices weren’t insane back then

I did once with my F-150 when I was 21 but I only owed 2k and got 9 for it, so I was ok with that. Negative equity was the norm back in the early oughts.

I bought two new cars in 07 and 08. I’ll never do it again. My last car lasted 187k before the timing chain skipped a tooth in my interference engine....looked around and bought a 2015 fusion se last year in truck country for $12,500. My wife got a used 2015 Sienna XLE in 2015 for 27,900. Never again will I buy new.…

You mean the guy with the $1000 Audi payment didn’t tip you off?

I just priced them out and had 64 for the Chevy and 72 for the GMC

Rebates can play a factor, but I grew up on a farm and used heavy duties my whole life and the GMC’s are always way more expensive at the dealer. I still shop them from time to time and I can get a very well kitted Chevy for the price of base level GMC’s.

That might be what the website says but go to the dealership and you won’t find the price anywhere close. It’s what kills me about GM. The used market is just as bad.

My problem with GMC is simply that they’re nothing but a rebadged Chevy for a 10-15k premium. You can get a fully loaded Chevy for a lot cheaper than a mid level GMC, but it’s not cool to say you own a Chevy. And don’t even get me started on all the soccer moms on Facebook that ask for SUV advice who put down the…

No. GMC customers are people who think they’re too good to be caught driving around in a Chevy, and/or worried about what the neighbors will think.

$1000 Audi payments will do that.

Everyone at Jalopnik wants to make this COTD, but they also know that if they do, they’ll be homeless and/or living in a Yugo.  

So is it the mother-in-law or father-in-law....my bet’s on the mom.