Wagon schmagon. My two younger brothers and I took a road trip from Cincinnati to Washington D.C. in the back of my dad’s S-10. I was in fourth grade. My youngest brother was four. This was perfectly ok back then.

I love most of your work Tavarish, but for some reason these posts on the Aston aren’t my fave. I feel like this is still Doug’s car. I have no clue why I feel that way, but I do. So when I see the headline talking about your Aston, my immediate response is, no look what you’re fucking up in Doug’s car. Compeletely…

So true, I used to work for a home builder, and one of my golden rules for clients, was never ever ever ever, have the most expensive home in the neighborhood. Number 1 it won’t appraise, and number 2, you’ll never be able to sell it for what you paid.

You’ll be fine. Petroleum isn’t just gas for cars. Congrats on taking on a challenging degree. Keep your head up.

Which is why I bet there are a few oil execs looking at natural gas companies with a curious eye right now.

Lol, that would be a plus, but then a destabilization of the countries that do have their shit together right now, will foment more terrorism and unrest so it could be really really bad.

Exactly, while cars do make a substantial segment of the market, they don’t make up the entire market.

Ehhh....will it hurt? Sure. But it’s not the death knell these people are claiming. There will still be a broad vast market for petroleum based products. You’d be surprised how many people don’t realize plastic is a petroleum derivative. There will be a consolidation in the oil market, and then a lot of these oil…

When my neighbor’s yard is overgrown, I just mow his front yard and leave the strip on the other side of his house. Then he has no choice but to mow it.

Turn your neck!!!!

Hook em horns got me right in the laugh box.

One of my first memories, is being four years old sitting on my grandpa’s lap driving his Thunderbird down a country road. This memory is still quite vivid only because the sight of the telephone pole I proceeded to steer said Thunderbird towards was forever imprinted on my brain.

So essentially, Matt Hughes isn’t coming out of retirement.

That’s infected. There’s no way that’s not infected.

Who the fuck is Billy Bush?? Am I the only person who’s never heard of him before two weeks ago? The first time o heard his name, I immediately thought of some fat unloved brother of the Bush’s ala Jimmy Carter. Did he make his own Billy Beer? Curious minds would like to know.

I wanna say I see what you did there but, I’ve been drinking so I’m not entirely sure you meant for an I see what you did there.

Bullshit! The winner of the debate was Fly. Fly danced a melodic dance around both of the candidates the whole night. Fly for President.

On this one, he’s actually not wrong. I hate saying that.

I’m gonna guess it didn’t start with you saying, “shhhh, it’s ok baby, relax.”

In his defense Ore-Ida makes a damn good French fry.