Because it’s not tax evasion. It’s actually something that anyone who claims a substantial loss has to do because the IRS limits the amount of a loss someone can take on their tax return to a certain percentage/dollar amount.

Not really a loophole and it doesn’t only pertain to rich people. If regular average Joe/Jane take a substantial loss in the stock market I.e. 2008, they are only allowed to claim a certain percentage of the losses on their taxes. They instead have to spread those losses out over a number of years. It looks like this…

Simple. Those are the tally marks of how many people he’s smoked weed with and rendered unconscious.

For a second there I thought you were going to say Tim Allen.

I want tacos.

Dammit, I know right? I was sitting there thinking, “fuck, that’s the same face my wife makes when I’m pleading my case, and her only thought is, I don’t give a shit, your ass is sleeping on the couch tonight.”

Oh wow I forgot about the SS hud. How do you like the camaro?

I feel like this is a coy, “I have a corvette” humble brag.

Shit. I just admitted I take a gander at Drudge Report.

It was on Drudge Report so it must be true.

I was mad at you at first because P-funk is better, then I saw metal gear and we cool.

This deserves all the stars.

She’s obviously making sure the wing is level.

You know what I hated most about the 90's? The only way I could watch porn that was longer than those bullshit 30 second teaser clips, was waiting for it to download on Kazaa.....along with allllll the viruses.

It’s more of a very Texas problem. Or West Virginia problem. I would’ve never expected it in Colorado.

My three year old daughter loves crocs!! Does this mean she’s gay? I’m ok with this.

Because it looks like a mustang. When I first saw it I thought it was nascars new Ford prototype

I thought drama queen was a bad phrase to use....as a white cis-gendered male, I have no idea what the rules are.

I may be wrong but I always thought the police chief was the guest of higher ups in the police department. I think the only answer to the mayor or city council depending on the city.

Christ, here we go again.