Isla Fischer makes me happy.

The only reason I can think of is that there was no flag because he led with his shoulder, and the reason there was contact to the head was because the receiver was falling down. If he was upright it would've hit him the chest.

Are there? I know on 74 and stretches of 65 there aren't

And by sub blog, you mean The Concourse.

Cool.

You know what this proves? That genies are assholes. You just know that this owner stumbled upon a magic lamp, gave it a little rub and poof! They get three wishes. Wish number one was, “I wish the damn squirrels stopped stealing the food out of my bird feeder.”

The only time semi’s are in the left lane are when they’re passing other semi’s or slow traffic. You never ever pass a semi on the right. Congratulations on being the asshole of the day.

That's how it is in Cincy. Oddly enough, the second you get outside the 275 loop and/or into Indiana and Kentucky it's all 70mph with no split speeds.

Some of their regulars are absolutely hilarious. The only time they get bad is when they try to take themselves too seriously. Now it's brutal in there. Gizmodo is getting pretty bad too. Jorden Sargent belongs nowhere near deadspin and I want to punch a baby everytime I see one of his posts on there.

$kay is on fire today!

You do realize that was sarcasm right....right?

Yup, passing on the right, tsk tsk.

Ugh, don't remind me. I'm so glad that place is gone. Except now it seems like a lot of them drifted to deadspin and are ruining the comment sections there now.

Remember that van that rear ended a semi and was trapped under the trailer and then was dragged for miles? If memory serves they ended up suing the semi driver and his company for emotional distress and things like that because he should’ve known that they drove into the back of him.

Pushed. Pushed would be the correct word.

So she went to cut in front of the semi, clipped it with her left rear and got turned into the semi basically PIT maneuvering herself?

Pretty much

Mexican isn't a race.

Can confirm: went to Miami and during our annual pilgrimage to OU for Halloween, no less than three of my buddies contracted genital warts. Another got the clap, and one ended up a dad. That place is the devil.

What are your thoughts on Kaepernick’s hair situation?