tbh the fact that she doesn’t want to be president makes her even more qualified in my mind

I know what I’m gonna be for Halloween. I’m gonna be that robot from Westworld that smashed his own head in with a rock. Except I’m not gonna do it on Halloween, I’m gonna do it right now and it won’t be a costume it will be real.

Keep it coming. I want his post election days to be a living hell of one sexual assault trial after another. I also want to see how many of these women he actually sues.*

I find it fascinating that Japan seems to frequently have these limited run cafes. Is there something about leasing commercial space in Japan that makes that easier, particularly when compared to the US?

Damn, he got more action then I’ve ever got, but I’ve done something he’ll never do. became league champion.

This is the hometown of your very own weekend editor. Just thought you’d all like to know.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

God Fucking Dammit. I needed those idiots convicted. I NEEDED it.

When I was ten years old, all I wanted to be was a sportswriter. Being from the DC area, and writing for my school paper, I called up the Post sports desk and asked to speak to Michael Wilbon, Thomas Boswell, Tony Kornheiser, and Jennifer Frey. All four of them eventually called me back including Wilbon who had just…

That’s why they lock it to something like your Steam Account... you could make more of those but it’d be too annoying to bother.

I’d be delighted if a stranger just GAVE me some of that “candy”!

“To your point, I work with a white woman who only fucks black guys because white dicks are too small she’s a racist fetishist who can’t reconcile her sexual attraction with her inherent bigotry.”

I’m pretty sure Obama being elected President solved that.

I like this! Could also include in depth interviews with state and local representatives on the “cultural and economic impact” they expect from the “big game”. Their confused and bewildered faces would be great to see. Also keep a running tally of hotel bookings e.g. “We called the Holiday Inn in Bridgeport, and a…

Here’s a still frame from actual surveillance camera footage.

UCF deserves better than the AAC. Leaving the trophy at the stadium is some Power-5 level trolling.

I’m still waiting for The Great Canadian Take-Off, where the country’s biggest hosers are officially exiled.

I am convinced Republicans don’t really want to be the party in power, because then they’d have to do something and be responsible to their constituents.

Like how did no one notice the beard? It looks like Glenn Close’s pubes.