Yeah, also if you suggest violence, I’d like to remind you who has been stocking up on military grade weapons for decades (cops, specifically side with the government) and who has been stocking on lesser but still absurd weapons because they have a Rambo fantasy and are itchy to murder liberals (gun nuts). You must be…

If they include something similar to the Hotel level, then I’m definitely sold. Will play up to that part, get scared, and never boot up the game ever again.

I’ve never played the first, but I always hear glowing reviews from those who have so I find myself feeling somewhat excited about this. I’m a sucker (heh) for both darker vampires and Masquerade settings, sooo. Yeah. Too early for the hype train, but I’m buying a ticket when the time comes.

Omg I thought I was going crazy. As soon as I popped my turret it would disappear. I was like “is this thing made of tissue paper?” It has been better this morning.

Big kudos to Massive for addressing the problem quickly and being open and honest about it. It felt good to be able to use deployable skills again last night.

this exact fucking website criticized this movie by calling it underwhelming and lackluster you fucking moron

 You're scared of girls and nobody should ever take you seriously for the rest of your life. 

You know Brie was probably polishing her 2016 Best Actress Oscar as you were typing your profound opinion.

it’s not a new thing at all, but i’ve seen a lot more “I liked Ripley and Sarah Connor, I can’t be sexist!” arguments lately, too. curious how it’s always only those two examples

This reminds me of a story an old boss told me about a mine he had worked in in Poland. He was an electrician, and they had a rail car system that had a 10,000 volt or something third rail like a subway does. There was a blacksmith on site who used to show how he could place his hands on the live rail and not be…

I almost feel like they should have made the romances exclusively same-gender just to see people flip out. Because then it’s a sexualization choice that’s not your own and it’s being “forced upon you.”

...it’s just going to be 21 minutes of Tribbles purring, right? I would be on board with that, and nothing else.

Do people always get this testy when they get called out on being a sellout? Back in my day they just take the insults, act smug, and do another line of coke in the limo. 

Bad week to be a cougar

he tried to steal a Honda Civic and failed, again, because he couldn’t figure out its manual transmission.

At least Latin American food is better than potatoes and borscht you toadying, republican Putin suckers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

There was always that weird kid who actually liked the bizarre Hot Wheels that weren’t based on real cars.

Wasn’t there a scene like that in From Dusk Till Dawn? Maybe he thought it was a documentary.