...it’s just going to be 21 minutes of Tribbles purring, right? I would be on board with that, and nothing else.

Do people always get this testy when they get called out on being a sellout? Back in my day they just take the insults, act smug, and do another line of coke in the limo. 

Bad week to be a cougar

he tried to steal a Honda Civic and failed, again, because he couldn’t figure out its manual transmission.

At least Latin American food is better than potatoes and borscht you toadying, republican Putin suckers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

There was always that weird kid who actually liked the bizarre Hot Wheels that weren’t based on real cars.

Wasn’t there a scene like that in From Dusk Till Dawn? Maybe he thought it was a documentary.

Nancy totally stole your lunch money, bubbeleh. Sad!

Taco Bell will pay for it!

I’ve never been on the edge of my seat reading a patent infringement lawsuit before. 

Then you never met any evangelical girls. “Technical virginity” was and is a thing.

Yeah but what about anal?

You didn’t think Cuomo could get any worse? #MeToo!

Wait until people find out that the post office sends all the letters to Santa to ISIS instead.

Rick is clearly the overarching villain.

don’t see what the buzz is all about

Their attitude reminds me of this tweet:

I actually had this very same conversation with my brother the day it was announced she had surgery.