At least Latin American food is better than potatoes and borscht you toadying, republican Putin suckers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

There was always that weird kid who actually liked the bizarre Hot Wheels that weren’t based on real cars.

Wasn’t there a scene like that in From Dusk Till Dawn? Maybe he thought it was a documentary.

Nancy totally stole your lunch money, bubbeleh. Sad!

Taco Bell will pay for it!

I’ve never been on the edge of my seat reading a patent infringement lawsuit before. 

Then you never met any evangelical girls. “Technical virginity” was and is a thing.

Yeah but what about anal?

You didn’t think Cuomo could get any worse? #MeToo!

The concept of a Wikileaks email that is “CONFIDENTIAL LEGAL COMMUNICATION” and “NOT FOR PUBLICATION” is strangely hilarious.

Wait until people find out that the post office sends all the letters to Santa to ISIS instead.

Rick is clearly the overarching villain.

don’t see what the buzz is all about

Their attitude reminds me of this tweet:

I actually had this very same conversation with my brother the day it was announced she had surgery. 

Yeah it sounds like they normally wouldn’t have been detected at that stage and it’s only because of the broken ribs that they happened to come across them when they did.

Any chance you brainwashed Trumpskis might not have a knee-jerk reaction to any news article that shows your Dear Leader acting in a less than perfectly rational manner? How about rejoining the reality-based community?

What the hell do you think this piece is about if not cars?