Welcome to Hell World! Where the only shocking thing anymore is the frequency of comparisons of real life to Onion headlines.

I love that movie. The Wraith is a severely underrated classic!

So, it’s “Saturday Night Fever” + fill-in-the-blank.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

“The winds, they are tearing me apart!”

It’s Bullshit! I did not hijack that plane, I did not! Oh, hi Mark!

Define “bad behavior”. Go ahead.

Jesus Christ, can we just throw EVERYONE involved in that screencap into the deepest part of the ocean?

I don’t think Hank ever tried to kill Wale. It appeared to be a camera/microphone (which admittedly looked a lot like a gun) he was using to spy on him, to gather info for his Enrico Mantasa mission.

You’re thinking back to Manstrong’s speech about Phantom Space Man to the Boys in Episode Damn 2 of the series, “Careers in Science.”

“Yeah, Vincenzo, I ca-pish.”

Eyewitnesses identified one suspect as a stocky bald male purportedly going by the name of “Dom”, as well as one female suspect who was described as “bearing a strong resemblance to Wonder Woman”...

As an extremely casual enthusiast in his 30s, this change pleases me. I’m impressed by these tweens with their fast building reflexes but its fucking annoying as shit to get the drop on someone then get jacked because the fucker can build fast.

They will rationalize anything—literally anything—so long as they get to stay in power and get those precious SCOTUS seats. Trump has been wrong and lied about a lot of things, but one thing where he was dead on: he could shoot someone in the street and still lead that fucked-up, corrupt-ass party.

So what you’re saying is this Goldberg guy is some kind of rube?

He would’ve but it didn’t Pole well.

Thank you for finally pushing this story, Rafi; I’ve been screaming all morning waiting for commiserative screaming-partners. I mean, we all saw this coming, we knew exactly that this was going to happen, and the idiot delivered. Oivey, my blood-pressure.

I have no educated eye for Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters, and I have utterly no idea what she had done— I can only see that, whatever it was, she got way too much of it.

I knew it wouldn’t be too long before a Genuine Pope showed up.

So, you’re saying experienced a shipping error?