“In addition to the border points of entry, California has an additional eight inland Border Patrol checkpoints within the government’s “100-mile border zone.””

I actually have a decent command of Spanish so I just assumed that Google saw I had visited a Spanish language page. Weird that it’s just for everyone.

Yeah its this thing he does a lot.....lie.

They’ve firmly bought into the idea that “pissing off Democrats” = “sound policy”.

While super disappointing, it’s pretty hard to be upset about the judges determining that to be a vote for the Republican. Because c’mon, it clearly was.

Daily, I wax between “is today the day to start the revolution?” and “I don’t want the FBI kicking down my door.”

This is brilliant. I roared laughter at the Kojima picture. Love everything about this.

You’re just embarrassed this whole time you didn’t realize Zelda was the boy. It’s ok to be wrong and not know things, don’t worry about it!

As the debate continued to heat up— and Dumas’ light-hearted trolling continued to draw the ire of humorless drips everywhere

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

This is very dumb and it makes me very happy.

“He’s a kid, probably never been on TV before. If he had, he probably hadn’t been on more than a couple of times, probably never been on TV in a situation that was that intense with that much going on.”

My penis breast could use some exspand though, now that he mentions it.

Tell him it’s Obama’s idea.

Oh yeah, you had Rep. Chris Collins saying his donors ‘are basically saying, ‘Get it done or don’t ever call me again’” and Graham saying that they have to pass it or “contributions will stop.”

The pee tape dropping between now and Wednesday morning. At which point Pence would just sign it anyway.

It will almost certainly be signed into law by President Donald Trump.

But it’s their death panel. Not a secret Muslim terrorist’s. good ol’ made in America death panels.

There’s your death panel Teabaggers.