Basically, any site that used Geoff’s joke sequel as an article just outed themselves as a site that should not be taken seriously.

Anecdote: Kotaku has been pretty much my go-to source for the last 8 years give or take. My Discord filled with guildmates and other online gaming friends have some kind of Rage-Boner for the site. Something I’m reminded of everytime I try and share an article of something cool and they freak out.

When you see people complaining about “bad” game journalism, they really should be talking about things like this, but instead, they rage about sites like Kotaku or Polygon giving a game from BELOVED FRANCHISE #2928 a “bad” review until their brains explode.

Everyone thought the internet ushering in an age of information was a good thing, but it’s actually facilitated the spread of misinformation on a massive scale. It’s really fucking alarming.

“I hope they have long, inept lives where they are daily forced to reflect upon the damage they have wrought.”

I was threatened before the event even started. I was just sitting there in my seat, after eating many delicious churros (hats off to the organizers for that - they were good). That’s when security guy “Bob” — who refused to tell me his name despite me asking again and again — told me not to make a disturbance and…

Trumps supporters only watch Fox News which is more or less an open propaganda wing for the current administration. They are clueless and shocked when presented with basic, incontrovertible facts like how much time Trump has spent at golfing.

Ron Howard narration: “He was not actually doing a fine job.”

Ah yes ye olde my words don’t mean anything strategy. Bold move Flake. Instead of securing something substantial, let’s promise words! Words for everyone! Will those words allow daca kids to stay? Nope! But we got words!

Man who refuses to face his accusers demands that an accuser (of a different sort) face him. You couldn’t make up this level of cowardly bullshit.

Why do politicians not understand how ill-advised it is to trade barbs with professional comedians?

The Right be like

Oh baby, let’s get that consensual missionary under the covers with lights off after getting married action!

Did he get the tattoo, but later change his opinion? On this last point, a prior case does exist in which a patient’s DNR tattoo did not reflect their wishes (as the authors wrote in this 2012 report: “...he did not think anyone would take his tattoo seriously...”).

“THERE ARE ISSUES, MAN, OKAY? LIKE, ISSUES AND STUFF.” - Guy with four degrees whose job it is to explain stuff to the press.

We all need to get together and every time we see Shah we ask why Trump retweeted these videos but ask the question in a slightly different way each time. I think we could actually make Shah have a breakdown.

Yesterday someone asked just how much lower can this administration sink. I respond, we’ll find out tomorrow. I wish I’d been joking, but no. Every day they sink lower, and the republicans just don’t care. At this point I’m more pissed at my fellow Americans for looking the other way and allowing this to continue.

I’m tired of being fucking gaslit and talked to like I’m a goddamn imbecile by these criminals. It’s a downright shame that more Americans don’t see it that way (including those in Congress who continue to do nothing as this nonsense defiles our country).

Notice how he never defines the “issues”? That’s because the only interpretation of that disgusting display is that the “issue” is Muslims, but he can’t say that now can he?