I don’t think that site is satire. It looks like #Fakenews played straight.

Oh honey...how embarrassing for you.

Probably don’t want to give him the impression that Trump is #1

“There were over 30 guys who tried to attack me. HUGE guys. Big. All of them were foreigners. They all said they voted illegally. I won this state you know that? by a huge margin. they didn’t like that. All 60 of the people who attacked me from that car said they were illegal hillary supporters. but I talked to…

“It’s ok guys. It was a white car. It was merely foraging.... not looting like those black cars”

Tremendous assassins, the best, real bad hombres... we’re gonna build a wall around my motorcade and we’re gonna make them pay for it! #makemotorcadesgreatagain

Good thing it wasn’t a black car

Why is THAT not the stor...

you ain’t fuckin’ metal unless you got a clutch pedal

Lance LoRusso, the officer’s attorney, told WSB-TV that Abbott’s remarks “must be observed in their totality to understand their context.”

The information on what toxic stuff was contained where used to be a matter of public record.

All I can think about is Michael Che’s comment on cops being put on “administrative leave.” “You never hear McDonald’s putting Carlos on ‘administrative leave’ while they investigate whether or not he put his pubes in the fries.”

“Yes, we’re often irrationally violent, but only in a RACIST way” might be the worst de-escalation technique ever.

She is family, and people you love that are that polarized can make it hard to have an open talk about these things because we do not want to break or strain those ties. Same with my Dad. He voted for Trump and agrees with his whole shtick, and I know he is intelligent. This is how invasive Trump actually has become.…

Isn’t it funny how these neo-nazis keep calling themselves Republicans? What does that say about the GOP? Hmm...

I wasn’t aware that immigration removal centres (like Brook House, where Sam is now being held) have radicalized mosques. The more you know!

Counterpoint: he’s absolutely a hero, refusing to fly a passenger to his death.

Go fuck yourself. You are a terrible person. Your opinions are bad and if you had a soul you would feel bad.

Could you lend that soapbox you’re up on there to some people down in Houston? They’re currently up to their necks in dirty ass water and just trying to find some food to survive.