What’s almost worst is good luck trying to be the guy on the team telling the rest of them to knock that shit off. And people wonder why most of my friends are women or LBGTQ, most straight dudes who share my interests are downright insufferable.

I’m spit balling here but what about “Liabetic in Chief”? “Captain Liabetes”? Really that American Dad joke has just stuck with me since season one.

At least when I get fucked by a regular car salesman at the end of the day I still have a car.

Ugh, unfortunately this isn’t like the Paris Climate Accords where various cities and states can be like “no we’re still committed to this”. Of all the disastrous short sited shit he has pulled, this will go down as our greatest failure on the world stage.

I thought the joke sounded familiar, and it does explain why it was the first comment I’ve seen in a while that made me genuinely laugh. Considering I steal comedians’ jokes for conversational purposes all the time, I’m gonna stand by my decision. Besides I missed starring things.

Omg I dug out my profile (I factory reset my phone and was no longer automatically logged in and kinda shirked my commenting and starring responsibilities) just to give you a star for this, congratulations.

This is why I really liked Burnout 1 and 2. There was less emphasis on smashing up other cars, and more just drive dangerously to earn boost while avoiding wrecks. It created a really satisfying risk and reward system, and even if you ended up eating it you were presented with a spectacular view of your car…

Sera broke my heart when I found out she was a female only romance option... Cassandra forever now.

Considering how many times he, or his business have claimed bankruptcy, I’m gonna go with everything you said is 100% correct.

Considering I used to be pretty damn conservative in high school (I was young and naive) and didn’t lose any friends over it, I’m gonna go with it was your specific brand of conservatism that turned people off. I mean you’re in a room listening to Richard Spencer of your own volition...

Seriously Seth Rogen, Micheal Sera/Jesse Eisenburg, as leads in a biopic about it. I’d watch that.

But why did you photoshop your picture to be green??? Again wastes time attacking another journalistic institute instead of covering the much more interesting angle of “Why I chose to have this picture I don’t like of myself photoshopped, not to make it look better, but so I’m green”. What possible purpose did it…

Using the washboard to scrape some kind of ick or grossness of the boots, and next to a cliff to tap the washboard against effectively disposing of said ick?

I feel bad for whoever ends up as a pallbearer.

Kid was playing hardball. Thank you for reminding me not to procreate. This is up there with the article about the kid shoving DS cartridges in the PS3.

I’m really uncomfortable with the idea of us pivoting to celebrity presidents too. On the other hand I can’t think of any other (D) that could reach the white women who voted for Trump and more locally Roy Moore. Nothing makes me as frustrated as people who willingly support their own oppression.

Wait... I feel like there were a bunch of articles about this stuff making people sick on this very site. You know what kudos to whoever got this deal inked after:

Wait... I feel like there were a bunch of articles about this stuff making people sick on this very site. You know…

In my experience, don’t show up to an ER high if you can avoid it (even if it’s just weed). They will treat you like an addict and about let your appendix burst while barely going through the motions. (The past two times I went in they told me it was nothing so I popped some aspirin, smoked a bowl and tried to get…

Technically gizmodo but they’re very much sister sites

“So maybe America is in a state of crisis when it comes to trust.”