Having played a lot of this game, I really don’t think they’d mesh with how the game works. They’d all be either stupidly overpowered or nerfed to the point where they’d just feel wrong. That’s VS.’s greatest strength, it feels like you’re actually piloting these machines. I was starting to become worried that as…

Fox News is brutally effective at spinning anything (literally anything) to support a very specific world view. They basically spoon feed their viewers exactly what to think. (And I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how those dullards like it. Thinking is like hard you know.) That and they tell you, you didn’t lose your…

I’m more worried we’ll invade with conventional weapons, and I’ll end up being drafted by a draft dodger. I don’t want to spend the autumn years of my 20's hiding in a trench getting shelled by artillery, and having to shoot women and children (never forget every citizen of North Korea is considered part of their…

A more accurate price would have been $3250. I was oversimplifying. What I meant was Bernie was more likely to get something closer to what idealists on the left want than Hillary would. She would have come in at single payer and ended up just propping up ACA. Bernie would have started at full blown socialized…

You’re a car person, I’m assuming based on your avatar. So let’s say you want to sell a car that’s worth $2,000. Hillary was asking $2,500 and by starting at a reasonable mark up she virtually assures all she’d get was $2,000, possibly even less. Sanders was asking $3,500 hoping through negotiations to arrive at…

Thank you. I genuinely appreciate that.

Your Papa Johns guy can usually only take two orders with him at a time. It’s all logged and time stamped in their system. Granted, there are ways around it, but you need a manager who knows your login code and can time his signing you in and out so it doesn’t raise red flags back at corporate. I regularly leave the…

Also I’ve been doing this for 7 years. I’m so good I regularly pull close to $30 an hour in tips and wages. Do not insult my professionalism. I get to go to work every day knowing I’m the best at what I do, can you say the same troll?

I deliver food. So yes that’s the ideal scenario, but they all want to have a conversation that I have to Houdini my way out of. Literally the other day I had a customer complain about the, I can’t bring myself to type the word, playing in the culdasac. Yes I do have an obligation to my Asian American employer to not…

I’m a delivery driver in the barely blue state of Virginia (I’m very much in a red county though). I feel for you. Every time I roll up to a house with a confederate flag, or Trump stickers plastered all over the vehicles the driveway, I have to take a couple seconds and prep myself for the interaction.

I figured I’d run into more resistance for having the audacity to try and find some middle ground. (I think I’ve been living in Trump Country too long, because not only are they unwilling to compromise, they’re convinced the left won’t either).

Seriously that shit pisses me off. I’m a southerner and frankly I’m appalled that many of my ancestors willingly fought and died for the right to own other human beings. But if you’re from above the Mason Dixon and sporting a confederate battle flag I have an extra level of rage for you. I begrudgingly understand that…

Hey man you crush up a few oxy’s and snort them then see how much of reality you can actually grasp.

Hurricanes that don’t hit the US are all made up by Al Gore, weren’t you paying attention?

I edited that post to say talks like Captain Planet villain and now regret it. (I was more hungover and it seemed like a good idea that makes less sense now but I can’t change it back). He is a Captain Planet villain.

I get that. Pruitt’s statement just made me picture a cartoon sludge monster coming out of a biohazard barrel to physically attack the water. Which now that I think about it is a great metaphor for what Scott Pruitt is actually doing as our EPA head. I mean the dude talks like a villain from Captain Planet.

“addressing these areas of superfund activities that may cause an attack on water,” 

Dammit, don’t show me this when I’m already broke from importing non region locked Japanese PS4 games.

I own golf clubs, and like Evangelion... but that bag is tacky af so hard pass.

I went to private school, no I had the privilege of going to private school. The education I received in just three years blew away anything I had experienced in public school (and I come from a nice area with “good” schools).