Your Papa Johns guy can usually only take two orders with him at a time. It’s all logged and time stamped in their system. Granted, there are ways around it, but you need a manager who knows your login code and can time his signing you in and out so it doesn’t raise red flags back at corporate. I regularly leave the…

Also I’ve been doing this for 7 years. I’m so good I regularly pull close to $30 an hour in tips and wages. Do not insult my professionalism. I get to go to work every day knowing I’m the best at what I do, can you say the same troll?

I deliver food. So yes that’s the ideal scenario, but they all want to have a conversation that I have to Houdini my way out of. Literally the other day I had a customer complain about the, I can’t bring myself to type the word, playing in the culdasac. Yes I do have an obligation to my Asian American employer to not…

I’m a delivery driver in the barely blue state of Virginia (I’m very much in a red county though). I feel for you. Every time I roll up to a house with a confederate flag, or Trump stickers plastered all over the vehicles the driveway, I have to take a couple seconds and prep myself for the interaction.

I figured I’d run into more resistance for having the audacity to try and find some middle ground. (I think I’ve been living in Trump Country too long, because not only are they unwilling to compromise, they’re convinced the left won’t either).

Seriously that shit pisses me off. I’m a southerner and frankly I’m appalled that many of my ancestors willingly fought and died for the right to own other human beings. But if you’re from above the Mason Dixon and sporting a confederate battle flag I have an extra level of rage for you. I begrudgingly understand that…

Hey man you crush up a few oxy’s and snort them then see how much of reality you can actually grasp.

Hurricanes that don’t hit the US are all made up by Al Gore, weren’t you paying attention?

I edited that post to say talks like Captain Planet villain and now regret it. (I was more hungover and it seemed like a good idea that makes less sense now but I can’t change it back). He is a Captain Planet villain.

I get that. Pruitt’s statement just made me picture a cartoon sludge monster coming out of a biohazard barrel to physically attack the water. Which now that I think about it is a great metaphor for what Scott Pruitt is actually doing as our EPA head. I mean the dude talks like a villain from Captain Planet.

“addressing these areas of superfund activities that may cause an attack on water,” 

Dammit, don’t show me this when I’m already broke from importing non region locked Japanese PS4 games.

I own golf clubs, and like Evangelion... but that bag is tacky af so hard pass.

I went to private school, no I had the privilege of going to private school. The education I received in just three years blew away anything I had experienced in public school (and I come from a nice area with “good” schools).

It probably looked like that back then too. There is an enormous amount of rage on that album. (Idc their writing was leaps and bounds above the rest of the Nu Metal movement... about the only ones I can still listen to and not want to smack the shit out of my 14 year old self) Good throw away joke though.

Yeah that guy who was 19 dating a 17 year old who’s parents pressed charges really deserves to die in a hurricane. Kindly go fuck yourself.

Oh come on, it’s not like Chevrolet has a documented history of selling people death traps or anything. /s

I’ve been unwillingly exposed to a lot of Fox News over the years, and Steve Doocy is an idiot (like extra stupid even for Fox).

Yep the whole place will just be statues and paintings of him flanking that damned electoral college map he loves so much. I hope that remains his only accomplishment.

Him spending years and years at college would explain why he needs all those gold coins.