Him spending years and years at college would explain why he needs all those gold coins.

That’s the debate in a nut shell, did he (could he?) after death achieve divinity. Also elves in Elder Scrolls don’t have Tolkien style immortality, they live about 2 to 3 times as long as a human. I only know of three Mer (elves) on the plain of Mundus (regular reality) who would have been alive that long, and those…

Yeah screw Vivec, Amalexia, and Sotha Sil. I’m still pissed at them killing me in a past life. Also I’m curious if the Heart of Lorkan did something like the Elder Scroll did to Alduin and flung the Dwemer forwards in time. Or somehow merged them with Dunmer (if I recall correctly The Battle of Red Mountain not only…

Legalize Talos. Down with the White Gold Concordant.

Talos was a man made divine, he’s essentially the Jesus of Elder Scrolls lore. It’s why the Thalmor want his worship banned, as all other Aedra are believed to be elves. Even in earlier games some people refer to the gods as the eight and one instead of as the nine divines. It’s essentially up for debate whether or…

Hence why the satire disclaimer was hidden at the very bottom. The assholes running that site know exactly what they’re doing.

It’s one of those, you tell yourself you won’t stand for it, and then you hear it from the only person who you care enough to bite your tongue for. At least she’s not flat out racist, that would make me stop going over there. (she’s a Republican because she has money.)

I’m the only family member in the area, so I visit her a lot. (My mother has essentially tasked me with keeping an eye on her, she’s far from senile or geriatric, she’s just always been OCD and paranoid [the constant stream of Fox News does not help that]) I got her to stop watching the news in front of me but she…

This! This is pretty much my whole family. I feel like when you look at where the chips lie and see your standing on the same side as fucking Nazis and the Klan maybe it’s time to reevaluate where you stand. My Grandmother is the worst about it “I’ve heard people say ignorant things, but they vote the right way so I…

I was gonna go onto a whole tirade about scientific explanations being boring and bad for ratings, then I got upset with humanity for that being a thing and just went back to drinking. *tags out*

So how long before The Donald calls up his buddy Putin and orders a ton of these to push people into his rallies so he can have whatever crowd size it is that gets him hard.

“But how can I make this terrible disaster all about me?” - 45

I found the metaphor relevant. Hell I chuckled a bit when I read it. Probably a matter of perspective *shrugs*

I don’t even feel like explaining how much you’re missing my point... It was one throw away line in the article that didn’t even actively insult him.

Because about half the country is existentially terrified of what he’s doing to our democracy, it kinda seeps into unrelated things. Let it go. Also this is kinja. I’m sure you can go find another car blog with a more right leaning slant.

I have to admit, if I had access to riot gear and a battering ram, I’d probably do the same thing. Or play dodge ball with baseballs in it. That actually sounds really fun the more I think about it. So clearly the solution is they should only be allowed to use this equipment for hilarious shenanigans. Then again I’m…

Cause that’s what all these already jumpy officers need, access to military grade hardware, without all the training that usually accompanies it.

I feel like even that’s giving him too much credit, he probably just saw it get plugged on Fox News.

I try not to wish ill on people, but I hope he ends up on welfare because of all the civil suits he’s going to be smacked with. I think that’d be poetic. (Well poetic would be him seeking asylum in Mexico and being thrown in Mexican jail for being an illegal immigrant, but that’s less plausible)

Found you again laughing at you again