Do NOT ignore the posts in your Facebook feed about the Mars / moon thing. Mock them RELENTLESSLY.

You stand accused of giving the Turtles nostrils!

I offer "No Rock, No Hiding Place" as runner-up:

seriously, if someone is going to spend that much coin just get a If-Mode folding bike. It's a lot more practical as an urban bike.

Master CHIEF?

Literally nothing in that sentence is true.

Two genders?! Gender neutral clothing?!?

F score 1.8

Me too, if only long enough to roll a character. I'll be on Widow.

Nuthin much, just building an entire freaking battleship!

While I do agree that Costco isn't the best for everything all of the time, I think it's consistently good for most things all of the time.

Why bother when the cane itself is a weapon?

I need to get these for my two kids, then dress up as Danarys..... then I can say with a straight face: "Those two dragons over there? I'm their mother."

There is no one in this realm with more love to detail like the guy over at www.clockworkcreature.com I am not into such things, but still he amazes me over and over again.

Love it.

I don't know how much I can say before NDAs steal my job, but I do have to say that what you've played is indeed an almost negligible taste of the game. The scope of it all is incredibly vast. It's hard to tell in a guided demo, especially when the buzzwords they use seem to immediately suggest comparison, but once…

I'm right there with you on the finishing.

So they won't like my Steampunk Killer Mermaid Time Travellers who kills Snow White and the Seven Zombies to avenge their dad's death and then they find out it was Earth All A Long because they hated every Ape they saw from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Zee Story?

Whew! Cannibalism and ghouls aren't on the list! I am so relieved.