Look man, they have to put the cannon fodder in something. Just let them pretend it’s cool.

Every time this comes up, I mention my personal theory - Cars (and Planes) takes place in vehicle purgatory. Everything is informed by humans, because that’s what the vehicles experienced during their life. It’s all they know. Any death here is just ascension to another plane.

Aww, damn. Sad to see you go, but I’m looking forward to seeing what you’re doing next.

What are they doing in Halo 3?

That seems rather inefficient, but I guess it gets the job done.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is really going a different direction, isn't it?

I'm guessing the Ascension was built by Vault-Tec?

That "finding your optimal sleep duration" thing is adorable. It's so naive and well meaning. "Go to sleep when you're tired." Hah! Sorry work, I gotta take a nap now! "Let your body naturally wake up." Can't do, kiddo, going to have to change that diaper yourself.

It's all right, we're all along for the ride.

I have some bad news. My son just went down for his nap and my dad has a 360 to play Forza on.

Forget about her nose, what in the world has happened to her neck? It's like... A foot longer than it should be.

I was so sure this was going to be a Japan thing, but no, disaster averted. Way to go, China!

How are they all so pale?

1/10, would not flip out over. Try harder next time.

1.43, behold my tolerance of others!

Oooh, 1.43. Whining rotter. So if I came in contact with a fascist, our mass would be converted into energy, right?

I really enjoyed the beta. It (can be) a much more dynamic game than a lot of other MMO's because of the combat system, and the style is consistent all the way through the game.

Playing WildStar.

Fuck this noise.

Fuck this.