I went and looked that up, and that is one big damn water cricket he found. Whelp, off to bed!

Sir, you win the universe.

You can't glass a planet with big rocks.

You guys, try making deviled eggs with deviled ham. You scoff now, but give it a go. It's really quite good.

Dunno how thick it is, but other sites list it as a 640m LE. Sounds like it'll be in all of the regular 15's, no matter the processor.

I'm hearing elsewhere that the 15 inch ultrab... ah, thin + light has a 1080p panel, not 1600x900.

You know what, that's a really good reason. I'm going to run with it.

This looks really nice, but for some reason I have a really negative reaction to anthropomorphizing the various cores from Portal. Not entirely sure why.

One Million Moms is like the King Midas of bigotry. Everything they hate turns to gold.

They should have tied this in to Battleship Galaxies. At least that would have made some sense, as there's aliens in it, not just pegs.

No, but each Quiznos will be required to house at least five wild animals.

The "bug world" exhibit at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle, for me. Not sure if it's caused any panic here, but given that it has spun it's web at about face height...

You know, they have one of those at the zoo up here. It's just in this little nook where there is nothing between you and it except the physical manifestation of all your terror.

No shit. Huh, I guess you do learn something every day... Particularly interesting to see how far ahead of the curve my aunt was.

LL Bean? They're still around?

Man, Greeks are going to be super pissed when they find out their language doesn't count anymore.

Actually, he's taking everyone who wants to go to Ultra America. Those people in the video were literally half of the remaining population.

That's nothing compared to the hot offensive bee ball. Saw one of those in the war, can't say I'll ever forget the smell.

I don't think this takes on the Wacom tablets at all. The Cintiq or Intuos are specialized devices that do their one thing better than pretty much anything in their market. I could easily see these being used as a companion to Wacom products, though.

Because... new world order.