That man is cray-cray.

I think you may need to adjust your statement. I do not think that having demos available immediately would change the need for or interest in reviews by critics, precisely because I've enjoyed demos only to have the full game let me down.

What was it?! Inquiring mind wants to know!

This is just a false flag op done by the super-intelligent dinosaurs that have been secretly created in the last five years, attempting to convince people to be ready for zombies, when really they should be getting ready for dinosaurs.

I would read a book of this. A trilogy, actually.

Kill it with... ice?

Haha, that's awesome. Not too surprising, either, considering how they marketed it.

The idea that cutting the goat's throat is somehow kind makes no sense, unless they're leaving out the part where it's stunned with a bolt gun first. I've heard descriptions of the mechanics of both, and I have to say using a bolt gun seems a shit-ton more kind...

The 6.0L Pontiac G8's got something like 15/24, which is the same base car as the Caprice. So that's pretty accurate, and basically the same as the Crown Vics and Chargers.

Wait wait... they gave a pyramid a colonoscopy?

The shaft they stuffed the robot into to get to the chamber is about eight inches square and 200 feet long. Not exactly human friendly.

It conflicted with the shooting schedule for Megasnake II: Megasnake vs Ultramongoose.

They're actually going to turn it into an RPG and set it in the ruins of Washington D.C.

That's kind of what I was thinking, but I thought I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. I do think they're probably stretching things a bit. I mean, they're supposed to be rolling out IE9 in Mango, which is sure to carry a shitton of "features" over the build they have now, but will be invisible to the user outside…

Don't leave me hanging, man! What constitutes a new feature for you?

I was going to say we just nuke it from orbit, but having reflected on that for a moment, I think it best to simply throw the earth into the sun.

Hey! I spent six years in college to get my PhD in Shit! Do you know how much pop music I had to listen to?

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Eah, I'd put it at closer to 130 cal. Regular double stuf (ugh, that spelling makes me feel stupid) go for about 140 per serving, which is about 2 cookies.

I see a pic of George McFly... Maybe Giz is just fucking with you, not actually fucking you over?