@Billy Miller: A real battle-santa would be awesome.

He's just so... neat and clean looking. In my mind, Odin could win a game of Who's More Grizzled every time, without saying a word.

@Jimel: No, they've all got a little captain in them.

@Anansi Boy: And now I know.

@Charlie Jane Anders: And, I just realized that Annalee posted the clip I believe lightninglouie is talking about here way back in '08 as the "Scariest Special Effect Ever Created."

@Charlie Jane Anders: It's more disturbing than you think from that snippet of explanation.

@EdificeComplex: The SD was just too big for me, I have no place to put it without buying another table.

@EdificeComplex: $260? Crap. That's... So much money. Might be worth it for that Darth Vader Minifig, though.

@jdmcd: I would never look through a pornhole. Ever.

So if we light the methane on fire while it's still in the ground, do we get like a huge-ass hot tub/pot of cioppino?

@jdmcd: Portholes. You can really only get the bubble style from ebay or used now, nobody makes them anymore.

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: I could definitely see how it could come off as pretty offensive without that level of context.

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: I don't know the guy that made it as a personal friend, mind, but he's been a staple over on io9 for quite a while now. I'm pretty sure satire flows through his veins.

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: It's, ah... What do you call that, satire? Something like that.

@MrGOH: Most of them won't, no. But at least the ones that do will help provide for others.

Wait... are they doing that in the front yard? Poor neighbors.

@Bill-Lee: I can't often recall the specific name or number of a color from a pantone palette, but they all look different to me.

@palmer45: The lower Ikea symbol appears to be an advert. Somebody has to pay for that joint.

I know what I'm doing on my birthday.

@jetRink: No problem. That is kind of a good way to take a shot at somebody...