They bring their gristle-ship all the way to earth and the best they can coat their victims with is cheesy ramen? I'm a little let down.

@♠ Final ♠: That's the dumbest idea I've heard today, and I listen to talk radio. I bet they'd try to use puppets for some of the aliens, too.

Hmm... right click, open in new incognito window.

@reesiekitty: They exist. I'm not going to help you find them, but they're out there to be found.

@Sleet: The idea that food is going to be branded for a select demographic bothers me significantly. I'm reasonably sure that's not how food is supposed to work.

Busting out the Em Dollar. Very hip twenty years ago.

@KingKorg: Apples in Czech is something like jablk... I'm guessing it's based on that.

@Shiryu: I started migrating away from the TV as soon as I had regular access to wireless controllers... I'd have to scoot all my furniture forwards several feet.

@Shiryu: It looks like the future! Damn it, it's wired... But it glows. But it's 50 bucks...

@Shiryu: It's... Horrible and incredible at the same time.

@EdificeComplex: Nope. I'm not even that into architecture and I could tell.

@Mistercake: I know. It was still the first thing that I thought when I looked at the picture.

But... there's no Stanchion in that picture.

I just... Boil with hate.

I have a sudden urge to install a pub down there.

@JRD_2: Direct from Wicked's site talking about this line of lasers: Direct or indirect skin exposure to blue laser light is also harmful. The MPE (Maximum Permissible Exposure) for skin for a 3mm beam of this wavelength is approximately 200mW/CM^2. This is laser can easily generate a power density (irradiance) of…

@a.seivewright: I knew a guy who really thought that lightsabers were both a good idea and that he would be an optimal owner of such.

@Eldritch: I wish Ayn Rand were still alive to see this.

@Eldritch: But yet we've gained so much we can make fun of. That's a win-win scenario to me.

@Roklimber: Just yesterday I set a drink down in front of the salt shaker in the kitchen, I couldn't find the salt for a good five minutes.