@enochcainx256: He could just not like the Wii. Sorrow isn't something you normally see people trolling with.

@IraeNicole: Imagine how offensive something that has the name "I Was A Tranny Werewolf" could be. It is about that offensive. #iwasatrannywerewolf

@Dr Durdon: How do you know th... Sorry.

@DiscoZombie: I've been using Win 7 for about 10 months and the other shoe hasn't dropped for me yet. Pleased as punch, actually.

@DragonYen: while I am kind of annoyed by that also, I've played H3's matchmaking... I don't think I like the odds of finding a good team.

@32ndnote: I think he's talking about the back... It looks like a Stradivarius. That's what I thought of first anyway.

Oh man, if they're adding fire to this thing, I'm getting a PS3.

@Anto103: Maybe so you can feel authentic when you are playing your Nerf game on your Wii?

Whoa, hold on. Stardock makes games? No shit.

@AmphetamineCrown: All of the pens are redecorated Pilot pens, Namiki is owned by them, ffs. People seem to really them though.

@AmphetamineCrown: They make inexpensive ones as well. I can understand someone slipping 45 or even 170 bucks into their budget for a fountain pen.

@jamesjohnson01: But then I'd have to buy a game I'm not interested in playing. Hooray for good ideas!

@jargy1: Ashton Kutcher's been in a movie?

@dkrefft: If you could get it on video and post it on youtube when you do, that'd be swell.

@Dysphoria: More recent studies indicate it's more like half of the rapes reported.

@Salen: Controller throwing, definitely. Exasperated upwards toss. Angry side skip. Enraged spike. The machine shows someone else playing a game and the player has to yell and jerk their body around angrily like in a rhythm game to make it to the final controller throw.

Looks like someone's got a case of mirelurks.

@jacksonmc: The malaria makes you feel warm inside though, right? It's almost like love.

@Sedako: If you could post a link to the direct comparison of the accuracy of the two, preferably in a game that was released to both platforms, that'd be great.

Everything else aside, I cannot help but to note how awesome a lawyer with A. Fink in their name is.