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Or the other conservative fantasy: poor kid’s school as prison. They’ve just approved more metal detectors in all of the NNPS district and are about to have all of the kids switch to clear back packs. They already have bus passes in addition to IDs to scan to get on and off the bus, monitoring software on all of the

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, punk? Now hurry up and get your milk and cookies, it’s story time, Billy.”

Old White Man Republican drops pants and manages to yet again cram his foot in his mouth up to his thigh.

Soulja Boy being the voice of reason (at least on this one topic) is f*cking wild.

now imagine in the conservative dream scenario where the armed teacher now would have to make the decision to shoot a 6 year old student

He’s not sorry.  He just wants to be re-elected.

“...I will continue to operate under the standard that the government does not belong in the doctor’s office.”

Megan had to go to hospital to have metal removed from her feet. People that lived in the area called about gunshots. Like it doesn’t Sherlock Homes to figure out what happened. Just say you’re and idiot and keep it moving. 

Comparing human women to the cattle that we use and abuse for to exploit their biological reproductive functions for our own gain is probably the most honest thing a Republican has said about abortion in decades.

Huh, so a woman that wants to keep her sex life private must’ve waved her magic wand and made bullet fragments appear in her body. So we’re still not sorry bout calling a woman who’s been shot a “Jussie Smollett” huh? Since that was obscene and grotesque before there was ever a verdict?

My senior citizen father and 50 Cent finally have something in common! For a 20 year period, starting when I was about ten, my dad assumed I was fucking every male I interacted with! I once had to explain to my dad that I wasn’t fucking the boys at school but rather I attend school with them from 8 am to 3 pm as it

Judging from this and other batshit GOP nonsense at the state and federal level, call me crazy but it’s as if Republicans don’t have any real platforms or ideas to govern with. Almost like they’re both intellectually and morally bankrupt... I might be reaching at straws here.

Ya, the way women dress is the real disrespectful aspect of the Missouri Legislature. Right

1. Racism

Jesus tells them to vote republican.

Conservatism is a mental illness. 

So first it’s the conservative Supreme Court Justice Alito’s leaked letter about how the people had it right(abortion bans) over 1000 years ago.

I continue to be flabbergasted that 60 million women did not vote out every Republican for the next two decades. What is going on?

Will this do, Missouri?

“Yep, the caucus that lost their minds over the suggestion that they should wear masks during a pandemic to respect the safety of others is now spending its time focusing on the fine details of what women have to wear...”