I just got a concession speech email from Caruso thanking me for my "steadfast support" and I wanna know who's out there spreading lies about me. 

I would watch a shot for shot remake of Sam Raimi’s Drag me to Hell with Katy Perry 

what am grammar?

Here’s the thing. Anything lower in the federal system than a county doesn’t matter long term. You vote for a mayor, because you think they’ll manage their limited budget better, handle development better, and manage the police better.

That’s why the entire sentence is “use your platform for good” and not just “use your platform”. The point is to use their power to influence positive change, and no that’s not just subjective and up to anyone’s opinion. Taking bodily rights and being against basic equalities and democracy isn’t something that should…

Besides the GOP not having any real platform on the federal level, and all the lying and hate, and all the major problems from Trump onward, etc... this completely sums up the Occam’s Razor of it all:

Somebody on Twitter came up with the perfect comp for Caruso - Mike Bloomberg. Another Republican in Democratic clothing who spent a fortune to become mayor of a big city, whose solution to homelessness involves more cops with less oversight.

I’m positive the majority of celebs endorsing Caruso are investors in his malls (like Paltrow). 

All they want is for him to get rid of the homeless people.

Of course, Karen Bass also has plans for addressing crime and homelessness. She’s just not a rich white guy so they don’t listen to her.

And this is how you got trump.

Also, you know, the fact they could have just omitted Snoop Dogg entirely if they were trying to pretend it was only white women endorsing this guy, but that’s those sneaky Jezebel writers for you. They come right out and say the thing you wanted them to say. That way they can trick you into thinking they said the…

LA is falling apart ... and you expect a Republican-in-sheep’s-clothing to fix things?  You have NOT been paying attention Kimmy.

Always go with Elaine. Always.

I know, reading comprehension is super hard. I missed the part where Snoop posted a pic of who he voted for on social media, and how his post is now being inundated with comments from his fans... you know, what the whole fucking article is about.

Jezebel has historically also fit that description of incoherence. Performatively “liberal” and “feminist” while upholding class and patriarchy whenever possible

Both candidates are Dems. A rich white guy vs. a black woman who has been in the U.S. Congress for several years now. This seems more like a vanity project for Caruso, who, notably, was a Republican up until three years ago.

I Kissed a Boot

Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks also endorsed Caruso, claiming that Bass accomplished nothing progressive during her tenure in Congress, and that Caruso would be a “change” and “shake things up.” We’ve heard that refrain before, and know how that turned out.

“Perry, who practically went on tour with Hillary Clinton in 2016"