I'm sorry. If I had the money to buy you several drinks, I would. Since I don't, here is an internet cake.

I like really dumb things sometimes. I have not yet decided if this is one of them.

You win all the things.

Oh Lord, I feel a meme a brewin'.

Accurate.

Two-toned lobster is way cooler.

Replying to promote.

Dollar Tree and 99 Cents Only Stores sell an even cheaper Rinso version. Big Lots has them for $1.20

Don't worry baby, as you get older, people stop giving a crap about making you eat your veggies.

I also hate that apparently you can't right click gifs and images to view them on another tab or window. All they do is "expand," and if it's a really long image, you can't scroll it down.

Stupid question: what's a coke high like? I've never tried the stuff (or any illegal drug actually), and am sort of intrigued (but not enough to try and find out on my own, cause I'm that lazy).

I really don't see the point in school reunions earlier than high school.

If you're into Pokemon.

All of this.

I wish she would adopt me.

Buying visual novel suggestions (no Lovecraftian abominations please for the love of gawd).

It's what I wish the Kindle and Nook were, so I'd actually be inclined to buy one.

Relevant to my interests

I like how you think a 27 year old can handle a red eye. I'm 27, and my ass would die if I tried to do a red eye.

This is how I feel about Batman Beyond. They really should have given that series at least another year.