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Promoted for love of smut fic.

Your avatar needs to have "look at all the fucks I give" in it somewhere.

He looks just horrified that he is literally pooping a rainbow.

Happy Birthday.

*giggles*

I am a 27 year old virgin.

Yeah, that thread is the reason I will never abuse any intravenous drug, or any drug for that matter (not that I did before, it just made the thought of even trying things even more horrifying).

I just had an amusing idea (that I stole from spacegod's thread):

I'm hungry, and all I have in my freezer is naan and parathas.

This reminds me of that Krokodil post on Gawker.

I love you.

I remember saying once to my mother that if there was a God, that he was a raging douche bag. She looked at me like I has just killed a puppy and said, "take it back before God strikes us both down." I'm actually surprised she didn't threaten to throw me out of a moving vehicle (especially since that's where this…

I've always thought the peeing handstand thing was just because the dog was so low to the ground, and didn't want to get itself wet.

No me gusta.

I imagine this was totally me as a child (I now have a thing for eating lemons like they are oranges, and also, I FUCKING LOVE sour candy).

Okay, combine this with that story about the lady that got some of her lung caught in her ribs after a really bad coughing spell, and . . . I just can't.

I was thinking Scott Foley actually.

Omg you guys, sloths in onezies.

I'm just a tad bitter that my childhood did not include this adorable little guy.