That’s a good point.  And Tucker’s leg is so strong he is almost always a guarantee to send it through the back of the end zone.

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

How stingy are the loot boxes?  And how tedious is it having to sign in to Nintendo.com everytime you play?

I am clearly more of a degenerate gambler than a true gamer, because all I can think of are craps jokes.

Was that the concert where they played Rubberneck front to back? I saw them then and Todd looked like he was there against his will. Everything picked up once they got to play other stuff.

Fun fact: Manassas is an anagram for A Man’s Ass.

You’ve gotta wake up at 3am on Saturday with all your shit already packed and in the car to have any chance of getting off the damn island before 3pm. We stay in Carolla and getting off 12 to get home almost ruins the usual drunken fun that occurred during the prior week.

The Toadies, the answer is the Toadies.

“Is X dip a chili?” is the next “Is Y a sandwich?”

Are we sure this wasn’t just a too-early Halloween flash mob?

No kidding man.  What a misleading opening sentence...  Glad that it wasn’t what I initially thought it was. 

To be fair, an adult in the room must’ve talked them out of that ridiculous pseudo-metric because it isn’t anywhere to be found in their public flip S-1.

Central Texas has the best barbeque.

- “stick to sports” and derivations thereof.

Cocaine’s a helluva drug...

“Shaq, tell me how my cheese-covered feet taste”

#obligatory

Sure is: https://www.bigbash.com.au/

That is a good question, although I doubt the Sweary Australian (as their species is known scientifically) worry too much about language censorship.

I love how they put his stats in there like those will mean anything to 90+% of Aussies. It would be like if an American was doing really well in the Big Bash League (Australian cricket) and they put an ad in the NY Times and they included his bowling/batting stats.